__ Guns on a Plane ! = whoooops! __

Pilot's Gun Goes Off On Flight From Denver
U.S. Airways Pilot Part Of Flight Deck Officer Program

The transcript of the cockpit voice recorder for this incident has
been released.

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Captain: "Charlotte Tower, US Airways 1536 is with you on ten mile
final, passing 8000 for 5000."

ATC: "US Airways 1536, Charlotte Tower, radar contact ten miles,
cleared to land, number two behind company traffic five miles at your
eleven oclock, altimeter three zero one one, winds two five zero at
five, traffic three oclock, company 737, one mile, no factor."

=BANG!=

Captain: What the f*ck was that?!?!

First Officer: Oh, man, sorry about that, I was doing my NRA-mandated
pre-landing checklist on the Smith and Wesson pocket cockpit
protector.

Captain: Are you out of your damn mind???

First Officer: Get off my back or I'll report you to Mr. Heston.

Captain: You put a damn hole through the plane, you retard!

First Officer: So what? We'll write it up as a micrometeor strike.

Captain: From the inside??? Put that damn thing away!

ATC: "US Airways 1536, Charlotte Tower, that traffic at your three
oclock is reporting gunfire coming from your direction, said the
tracer damn near creased his hairline. What's going on over there?"

First Officer: Tell them it was a bird strike or I'll shoot you.

Captain: Shut your piehole, idiot.

Captain: "Tower, US Airways 1536 is declaring an emergency."

=CLICK!=

First Officer: (Damn. Forgot to reload.)

=ZAP!=

First Officer: AIEEE!!!! thud

Captain: (Thank goodness for "High IQ" brand pocket tasers.)

=DING!=

Captain: "Flight attendants and Ms. Clinton, prepare for sniper
fire... Oops, I mean, prepare for landing."

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If you ask me, what we need is less dip**** John Wayne impersonators
in the cockpit, and more pilots who understand that the best way to
keep someone from getting through the reinforced door and into the
cockpit is to use the aircraft's flight control surfaces and systems.
But of course, the NRA's whining over their megaphones drowns out any
possibility of intelligent conversation.

On Mar 27, 11:52 pm, flybd5 wrote:

But of course, the NRA's whining over their megaphones drowns out any
possibility of intelligent conversation.

Sorry -- that's too big a leap.

This has nothing to do with the NRA except in your small, uninformed
mind.


Dan Mc

On Mar 28, 6:54 am, Dan wrote:
On Mar 27, 11:52 pm, flybd5 wrote:

But of course, the NRA's whining over their megaphones drowns out any
possibility of intelligent conversation.

Sorry -- that's too big a leap.

This has nothing to do with the NRA except in your small, uninformed
mind.

Dan Mc

Oh, poo, another fantasizing fool. I bet you're convince Ohio voting
machines work perfectly too. Must be nice to live another planet.

On Mar 28, 9:26 am, flybd5 wrote:

Oh, poo, another fantasizing fool. I bet you're convince Ohio voting
machines work perfectly too.

I don't live in Ohio, but In Philadelphia thousands of dead voters
show up and vote Democrat in every election.


Dan Mc

Dan wrote in news:b5a8939a-0b12-43b1-868c-
:

On Mar 28, 9:26 am, flybd5 wrote:

Oh, poo, another fantasizing fool. I bet you're convince Ohio voting
machines work perfectly too.

I don't live in Ohio, but In Philadelphia thousands of dead voters
show up and vote Democrat in every election.

Got proof?


Bertie

Dan wrote:
On Mar 28, 9:26 am, flybd5 wrote:

Oh, poo, another fantasizing fool. I bet you're convince Ohio voting
machines work perfectly too.

I don't live in Ohio, but In Philadelphia thousands of dead voters
show up and vote Democrat in every election.


Dan Mc


What side your vote goes to makes no difference. The people in power who
are pulling the strings like to keep the U.S. population polarized over
the Rep and Democrat matter. Divide and Rule!

The goal of whoever will be elected will be the same: To get on with the
hidden agenda of the people in power. Originally this was the group of
people behind the Federal Reserve Bank, which is NOT "federal" at all.
In fact it's a private bank and it's private owners (*) 'stole' the
right to print and issue the US dollar. (A.o. Rockefeller,
Goldman-Sachs, J.P. Morgan, Rothschild)

This all started in 1913. Since then the US population has to pay
federal income tax to pay off the interest on these 'loans'. Federal
Income Tax is unconstitutional and so is the Federal Reserve Bank. Don't
believe me? Check out what the U.S, Supreme Court ruled on several
occasions.

The same crooked people are behind the voting machines (Rothschild).
Congress has been provided with proof that these machines can and have
been manipulated.

So if you don't want to end up in one of those new (FEMA) concentration
camps your best choice may be kicking out McCain and put Ron Paul in his
place. He's the only candidate that will try restoring the Republic.

Hillary did already visit Bilderberg conferences (prohibited by the
Logan Act) and so did other crooked candidates. These will no doubt also
serve the agenda of above people, just like puppet George W(anker) Bush.

Stop being Republicans or Democrats! BE AMERICANS!!!

"Eze" wrote in message ...
......

Stop being Republicans or Democrats! BE AMERICANS!!!

It is unamerican to be an american these days...

flybd5 wrote:
On Mar 28, 6:54 am, Dan wrote:
On Mar 27, 11:52 pm, flybd5 wrote:

But of course, the NRA's whining over their megaphones drowns out any
possibility of intelligent conversation.
Sorry -- that's too big a leap.

This has nothing to do with the NRA except in your small, uninformed
mind.

Dan Mc

Oh, poo, another fantasizing fool. I bet you're convince Ohio voting
machines work perfectly too. Must be nice to live another planet.

I don't know about other planets. Please fill us in.

flybd5 wrote:

If you ask me, what we need is less dip**** John Wayne impersonators
in the cockpit, and more pilots who understand that the best way to
keep someone from getting through the reinforced door and into the
cockpit is to use the aircraft's flight control surfaces and systems.
But of course, the NRA's whining over their megaphones drowns out any
possibility of intelligent conversation.

As does your inane post.