Off germain: My Day

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Thought you'd might like to see what happened
to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking
ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him
a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket ...

This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner.

I have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

RAM content: I once saw a B-52.