Ghost Ship

"Jay Honeck" writes:

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it thusly.
Electrify the hull!")

No, no. More like a philosopher:

"Hmmm....What is the purpose of beer, to enjoy life more, or to forget
its woes and cares? And why is beer more suited for this, than wine
or distilled spirits? Yes...I think Bush did it."

No, no. More like a philosopher:

"Hmmm....What is the purpose of beer, to enjoy life more, or to forget
its woes and cares? And why is beer more suited for this, than wine
or distilled spirits? Yes...I think Bush did it."

*snort!*

I knew you would...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Don't forget the Innkeeper - Norman Bates


"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

We could have...

- Larry Dighera playing the Rev. Falwell-type ("No beer!")

- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")

- Steven McNicoll playing the caustic Jack Nicholson character ("Why do I
doubt that what *you* call 'beer' is truly only hops and grains?")

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers,
please!")

- Jack Allison as the earnest, Jimmy Stewart character ("Well, shoot,
Marty,
will drinking this beer help me find my new airplane?")

- Mike Rappaport as the Mr. Howell type ("Lovey! Bring me my beer, will
you?")

- Matt Barrow as the angry James Dean type ("Beer? *&$# you! I want
Scotch!")

- Jim Burns as the patient Henry Fonda type ("Now now, fellows. It's only
beer we're talking about here!")

- Jim Weir as the Marlon Brando/Apocalypse Now type ("Have you ever drank
an
ice cold beer from that indentation in a beautiful woman's lower back...?
I
have...but that's another topic..."

- Cub Driver as the wise Alec Guinness/Obi Wan Kenobi character ("No, I've
not done that. But did I tell about the time we built our own brewery
back
before the war? Didn't have a radio in it, neither...")

- George Patterson as the cynical yet somehow optimistic Morgan Freeman
type
("Well, beer *was* better back then. But it always seems that the more we
drink it, the better it gets...")

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it
thusly.
Electrify the hull!")

Wow, this could go on and on!

Who can add more suggestions? :-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
"StellaStarr" wrote in message
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George Patterson wrote:
Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer
that
they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for
that
matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as
well
as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first
place)


We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!

"Steve Foley" wrote in message
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Don't forget the Innkeeper - Norman Bates



I can see it now:

"You must be tired from your long flight to Iowa. I bet a nice hot shower
would fix you right up...MuHaHaHa..."

:O)

Jay B

"You must be tired from your long flight to Iowa. I bet a nice hot shower
would fix you right up...MuHaHaHa..."

We've updated that scene to include hot tubs in the suites...

;-)

The music is still the same, though...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Don't they have lots of Birds in Iowa?? Swirling around in circles,
circling, waiting,....

"Jay Beckman" writes:

"Steve Foley" wrote in message
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Don't forget the Innkeeper - Norman Bates



I can see it now:

"You must be tired from your long flight to Iowa. I bet a nice hot shower
would fix you right up...MuHaHaHa..."

:O)

Jay B