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December 6th 06, 01:00 PM
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December 4 Puns
Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. 
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#2
December 6th 06, 09:20 PM
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December 4 Puns
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually impropaganda. Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose. Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!
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#3
December 6th 06, 11:42 PM
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December 4 Puns
Tim Bruening wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Does it have a Turkey Club? Ah, that's the key. Maybe a club foot sandwich.
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#4
December 6th 06, 11:43 PM
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December 4 Puns
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Does it have a Turkey Club? Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe! Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.
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#5
December 6th 06, 11:46 PM
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December 4 Puns
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually impropaganda. Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow. Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose. Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag! Panda: Not a proper gander.
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#6
December 7th 06, 01:03 PM
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December 4 Puns
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Does it have a Turkey Club? Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe! Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey. I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes!
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#7
December 7th 06, 01:05 PM
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December 4 Puns
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually impropaganda. Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow. Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose. Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag! Panda: Not a proper gander. Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white Chinese bears.
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#8
December 7th 06, 11:06 PM
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December 4 Puns
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Does it have a Turkey Club? Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe! Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey. I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes! And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
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#9
December 7th 06, 11:08 PM
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December 4 Puns
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... Tim Bruening wrote: nemo wrote: "Tim Bruening" wrote in message ... Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell. Amity: Friendly glove. Amityville: Town of friendly gloves. Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters. Anonymity: Nameless glove. Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name. Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland. Wild Turkey: Not a tame key. Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually impropaganda. Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow. Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose. Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag! Panda: Not a proper gander. Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white Chinese bears. What happens when pandamonium breaks out?
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