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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.


You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a sense of
humour.

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a sense of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music from
movies?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have
a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then
they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's
not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether
it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.



Welcome to the old skool.

--
Phil Kyle™

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have
a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then
they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's
not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether
it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is
it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.

Welcome to the old skool.

I live in the now.

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music from
movies?


Anything but that!!

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music from
movies?

Anything but that!!

OK, consider it pluto'd.

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street
in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure
it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to
have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they
saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight
about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade
Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the
woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at
xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a
sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music
from
movies?

Anything but that!!

OK, consider it pluto'd.


Thanks!

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street
in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure
it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to
have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they
saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight
about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade
Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the
woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at
xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a
sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music
from
movies?

Anything but that!!

OK, consider it pluto'd.

Thanks!

You're welcome.

Say, is it snowing over there where you are?

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the
street
in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think
it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm
sure
it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to
have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then
they
saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not
fight
about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's
officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade
Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But
the
woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows
rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell
at
xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a
sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music
from
movies?

Anything but that!!

OK, consider it pluto'd.

Thanks!

You're welcome.

Say, is it snowing over there where you are?

No :-( Not a single flake, and some of the lawns are still green.

Strange.

Do you guys have all the same winter Xmas songs that we do, like "Sleigh
Ride" & "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"?

More or less. A bit odd when you consider how hot it is.

I'm so sick of the stupid Xmas
songs in all the stores & malls - next year I'm getting my shopping done
early!

Or wait for the post-xmas sales. No wait ... that's an even bigger
madhouse!