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Bob Moore wrote in
46.128: Morgans wrote All good links, but do your really think that ATC released him to fly straight into a t-storm? I don't, Jim, it's about time that someone told you that Mxsmanic seems to understand a hell-of-a-lot more about what really happens in jet transport aircraft than you do. He understands nothing. He reads a lot of crap and regurgitates it, there's a difference. Bertie |
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message .130... "Dudley Henriques" wrote in : "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message . 130... "Dudley Henriques" wrote in : wrote in message ps.com... On May 5, 5:10 pm, Mxsmanic wrote: Aircraft normally wait for thunderstorms to pass before taking off. No aircraft is safe in a thunderstorm. So most likely the Kenya Airways flight didn't follow procedure or receive clearance? Hard to say not knowing the exact situation, but in my opinion, only a pilot with a death wish accepts a takeoff clearance in the middle of a thunderstorm. It doesn't neceesarily follow that he took off in the middle of a CB... I agree. To do that would have been against all my sense of logic anyway. Stranger things have happened, and pilots do indeed from time to time push weather for one reason or another but I'd hate to second guess this poor guy at this point. It's been my experience that what appears almost certain immediately after these things seldom carries through the investigation. Precisely. I've flown in that part of the world quite a lot and the CBs have to be seen to be believed. I've been at 310 and had the tops further away than the bottoms as often as not. The size of them is also astonishing and seeing into a large, tight group of cells is next to impossible, even with the best radar. It's hard work but it has to be done or you're on the ground for the best part of six months there. Bertie Reminds me of an old story I heard once that was going around UAL for awhile; A major airline hired a new first officer right out of post graduate school and stuck him in the right seat of a 737 with a crusty old Captain who came up through the ranks after dropping out of high school. On their first flight together, the Captain told the first officer to just sit back and watch and do absolutely nothing. The Captain took off, climbed to FL 360 as filed and leveled off. He set the autopilot and inertial nav for waypoints and told the first officer that he was going to take a nap. The first officer was to touch nothing.......do nothing! Under NO circumstances, was he to disturb the Captain. The Captain went to sleep. The first officer sat there watching the panel. After a while he noticed on the weather radar a HUGE storm ahead directly in the path of the airplane. He watched with interest and gathering alarm as the storm got closer and closer. At about twenty miles, the storm looked absolutely frightening; the biggest thing he had ever seen in his life. He just stared at it on the screen while he pondered the Captain's request not to be disturbed for any reason. Finally, fearing that if a course correction wasn't made immediately, the storm would tear the airplane apart, he decided he couldn't wait any longer to wake the Captain. "Captain.......Captain" he said, "wake up sir...look at this!! It's my sincere recommendation sir, that we circumnavigate that storm immediately!!!!!!!!!!!" The Captain awoke in a start and took one look at the radar screen; "Circumnavigate my ass!!!!!!. We're goin AROUND that son-of-a-bitch!!!!!" Dudley Henriques Reminds me of a story from an old, retired UAl Captain friend of mine: A friend of his was copilot in a Convair from Elko, NV to Las Vegas, back in the 50s. Captain was similar to the above Captain: "I want you to sit there, shut up and not touch anything unless I tell you to!" FO: "Yes, Sir" After 1/2 hour into the flight (in solid IFR): Captain: How come we're only doing 140 knots?" FO: "Oh, do you want ne to raise the gear, SIR?" |
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![]() "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message .130... Oh, and Butt munch? Bwawhawhahwhhahwhahwhahwh! Bertie Glad ya liked it. Keep on munchin. |
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![]() "Mike Hunt" postmaster@localhost wrote in message . .. Mxsmanic wrote: Matt Whiting writes: I also like the one about the young student flying with the old crusty WW II veteran instructor. It was the students first flight into a busy field and the pattern was packed with airplanes. The student was getting pretty nervous and agitated and asked the instructor if this wasn't dangerous with all these airplanes so close by. The instructor looked all around, up and down and slowly said, "Don't worry, son, they aren't shooting at us." I guess stress is all relative. I've read that nighttime carrier landings are actually more stressful than being shot at. Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. Dudley Henriques |
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Mike Hunt writes:
Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. Hmm ... do you have someone specific in mind? -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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Dudley Henriques writes:
It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
... Dudley Henriques writes: It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. So which is greater, MadMax's abject ignorance about aviation, or his mind-boggling willingness to flaunt it so openly in aviation froups? I was tempted to say the former, but it's a tough call if you think about it. |
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John Mazor wrote:
"Mxsmanic" wrote in message ... I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. So which is greater, MadMax's abject ignorance about aviation, or his mind-boggling willingness to flaunt it so openly in aviation froups? I was tempted to say the former, but it's a tough call if you think about it. Apparently he thinks it is harder to take off than land on a carrier. I've done both in a COD, and there is something to seeing the smallness of the ship against the open ocean and watching the deck moving all over the place as you got closer. |
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Mike Hunt writes:
Apparently he thinks it is harder to take off than land on a carrier. No, he doesn't. Read more carefully. -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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