I want to tell you something that has changed my life!

Hi CJ.

My father was the late Ima Su Kah, ruler of Asia, several Pacific Rim atolls
and an asteroid. He left me his life savings, which I would like to invest
in your company.

Would you be so kind as to open a bank account where I will transfer the
money? You will need, though, to wire me $10,000 so I can bribe the public
officials holding my father's money - which I will, of course, promptly pay
back to you. Actually, I will pay you $20,000 for your kindness.

So book me for 100 hours to start.

Cheers!

"C J Campbell" wrote in message
...
I want to tell you about something that has changed my life! Here at
Pre-paid Flight Time (1) we will sell you 10 hours on a Citation II for
only
$5,000! Less than half the usual cost! You may use your hours within one
year of purchase, or you may purchase a one year extension for only $500!
You may also freely sell your hours to anyone you wish and we will handle
the transfer for the nominal fee of $500. Think of it! You could buy
blocks
of 10 hours worth $10,000 and for only half price and sell them for
whatever
the market will bear.

If you buy just five 10 hour blocks and pay an additional fee of only
$10,000, you can be one of our distributors! This entitles you to one half
the $500 transfer and extension fees of all your customers.

This offer is being made for only a limited time, so hurry! It is not
spam!
It is completely legal! Please visit our web site at www.iamasucker.com,
where we will tell you the secret to unlimited wealth, endless sexual
gratification, and the ability to turn invisible.

This offer void wherever prohibited or to satire-impaired persons, void if
we never get around to actually buying a Citation II, or if we go
bankrupt,
or if we just don't like you. If you send us any money there will be no
refunds or exchanges.

(1) Not affiliated with Pre-paid Legal Services.

--
Christopher J. Campbell
World Famous Flight Instructor
Port Orchard, WA


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