Sleeping on long flights - What's the secret?

I'd be happy if they would charge and assign two seats to these
overgrown slobs. That way I'd get some space of my own instead of
having to share with the guy who can't stay away from the trough.

Before everyone starts piling on Bob for being "insensitive"

Wow Jay, thanks!!

I want to point
out that the obesity epidemic is a terrible problem in many parts of the
economy.

For sure. Go see "Supersize Me" and see if you still think fast food
isn't a big factor. You've probably all seen those analyses of how
portion size has grown over the years.

Twice (in a little over two years) we've had very large guests break bed
frames and chairs at the inn. No furniture was ever designed to support
over 300 pounds, and when you get two of them in bed, well, all bets are
off.

Two 300 pounders in bed, doing what many couples do in bed...the mind
boggles, the bed breaks!