Sleeping on long flights - What's the secret?

Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message . ..
"Ralph Nesbitt"
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(C. Osbourne) wrote in message
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The ever gay "Thomas"
spewed:


Yeahy, don't sit next to me you fat *******.


That's what we'd expect to hear from a limp-wristed
yellow-toothed brit faggot, like yourself, 'Thomas"

Maybe your mommie will let you go out and play some
cricket, britian's feminine sport that suits you and
your bull dagger 'queen' just fine...

That queen has more balls than her sexually confused
son, "charles". The only straight one in the whole
house of Windsor was Dianna, who they couldn't stand,
and had her killed.

Nice family, ya got running your ****ty little country...

uh huh! hadnt you heard, its all been changed...
parliament sets and repeals laws.. been that way now since,
umm.. what 1689.

They do? I always thought it was the Sun that did that...

Bertie

god forbid! david and victoria "posh" beckham would be king
and queen; with the obscession with pedophiles, while making
presentations of underage actresses and singers as being
"sexy" and having the "sexiest arse" in britain, the country
would be in a worse state than it is now.


I thinkn it's pretty much as you described already!

oh well theres alway corrie and eastenders for a delightful
interlude

Ewww. We have a copilot that gets someone in the UK to tape
Coronation street for him. Noone likes flying with him!

Bertie

he should be bound to a post and whipped with barbed wire

Be careful what you offer, you may not be able to get away from him.

When i was told i hd to change types again, one of the first thoughts that
occured to me is that I would never have to fly with this tit again!

"Pay cut? OK, change of base? well, Idon't like it,but..No more FO BORING?

Yehooo!




Bertie

you know the three things that make the perfect trip???



The capatin has bowel movement.
the first office finds a descent meal for under three bucks.
and the flight engineer gets to screw a flight attendant.