A few thoughts on Flight Sims

How'd you know all that? That damn cat turn on the web cam again? Going to
have a good talk with her!! It's bad enough on 0/0 finals to have a back
leg and tail draped over the windshield, without all the hysterical
CATerwauling.........
(:-))
Cheers,
Don

"Dr. Anthony J. Lomenzo" wrote in message
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Yoke. After many decades as a field service engineer on medical
equipment,
you'll also notice the onboard Cat Scanner G.

Which, so goes the word anyway, has an unseen 'wire' going into a sort
of specially rigged throat mike for the cat! Ohhh yes! Why, you ask?
Well, how would you like to be descending in zero/zero at O'Hare and
suddenly the 'cat' pipes up, to wit, "DON'T SINK! Meow! Meow! DON'T
SINK! Meow! Meow!"

Reportedly quipped Don to a rather astonished spectator, "I saw no
reason at all not to put the cat to work! You should see my 'co-pilot'
do a rather decent rendition of "MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! AUTO PILOT!"

When pressed on the matter, Don finally admitted that there was in fact
a small tape recorder hidden near the cat's tail but, added Don, "the
meows's are quite real albeit previously taped to the voice but it still
tends to bring on gasps from first time visitors!" And then, it happens,
from the CAT no less and 'sans' any recorder: "If Don is content, hey,
so am I and notwithstanding that it adds to the flight sim experience!"
Last I heard, Don was running and re-running the flick "The Cat From
Outer Space" and kept mumbling to himself, to wit, "....stranger things
have happened in this realm! Stranger things..... ."

Doc Tony
;-)


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