Finish lines

This way the JJs and newbies could finish at their desired 500' (or
more), and proceed liesurely to the pattern, while us crazed maniacs
could risk life and limb to shine our a**es for the crowd of adoring
groupies via spectacular beat-ups.

Heck, JJ, we'll probably kill ourselves off pretty quickly (along
with
assorted burning worms) so your problem will be solved!

Do I hear a knucke-draggin' Neanderthal outside the cave? Wanten' to
know if old JJ can come out and play? You're a figher jock, Kirt, tell
me something; Would you rather drive over the target and drop an irom
bomb on it or toss a GPS guided hummer at it?

I for one, have had enough of that "drivin'-over-the-target" business
and I'm happy we can now accomplish the same mission by simply dialing
in the GPS coordinates and fling that clever little thing at the target
from a mile away.
;) JJ