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August 11th 03, 04:30 PM
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On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 07:28:12 -0700, Ed Wischmeyer
wrote: XP! - excecute programmer immediate NEW ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE COMMANDS AAR alter at random ABW add backwards AFV add finagle's variable constant AWT assemble with tinker toys BAC branch to alpha centauri BAF blow all fuses BCI branch creating infinite loop BDC break down and cry BFR belch fire BDT burn data tree BRG burn registers BWM branch on whim CHV create havoc CMD compare meaningless data CML compute meaning of life COL crash for operator's lunch break CRS continue running after stop or halt CSL curse and swear loudly CVG convert to garbage DBU destroy backup DBZ divide by zero DDC dally during calculations DMR dump memory to russians DOC drive operator crazy DLN don't look now... DPI define pi DPR destroy program DSF destroy source file DTC destroy this command DTV destroy third variable from left DWD destroy world (global thermonuclear war) EAD erase all disks ECO electrocute computer operator EIA execute in any order ENF emit noxious fumes FLI flash lights impressively FSM fold spindle and mutilate GCA get correct answer regardless (must be followed by SCCA) HCF halt and catch fire HIB hang innocent bystander HOP hang operator ISC insert sarcastic comments JTZ jump to twilight zone LPA lead programmer astray MAZ multiply answer by zero MWT malfunction without telling OML obey murphy's laws PHC punch extra holes in cards PNR print nasty replies to programmer RAN randomize answer RCB read commands backwards RDA refuse to disclose answer RLI rotate left indefinitely RPM read programmer's mind SAI skip all instructions SCC short circuit on correct answer SFH set flags to half mast SRD shift right, double rediculous TAW trash always TEV trash everything TLO turn indicator lights off TPD tell programmer to do it him/herself TSR trash and stay resident TTA try, try again WSW work in strange and wondrous ways Check out "A Real Programmer, The Story of Mel" on my web page. Note the 'created with' icon at the bottom of the page. (Roger, you can review my html code) - John (terse code) Ousterhout - http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ousterj/ 
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