Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

I see I beat you again.

3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%

A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters.
She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?