The Real FAA Management Story

The Real FAA Management Story

For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid
people corrupting society and *******izing the value of life
for all of mankind.The intellectually handicapped have been
reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with
a fully functional brain.

The problem with FAA Management reproducing is, and has
been, a serious threat to society that has gone unchecked
for far too long. It is the responsibility of NATCA to solve
this problem before a reverse Darwinism takes effect.

It is depressing to think (especially at the high school
age) that people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as
"Controllers" or "Technicians" because they choose to do
more intellectually stimulating activities like homework,
and reading, instead of those activities preferred by FAA
Management like power eating, full contact cubicle football
without head protection, or crushing daily planners on one's
head. So while the controllers and FAA workers are exiled
from the masses, FAA Managers are cherished and embraced.

Due to the substantial amount of low IQ FAA Management
reproduction and relatively low amount of high IQ FAA worker
reproduction,the intelligent become fewer and farther between.

Since Bush obviously cannot control his self enough to make
strides for the future, the FAA spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid managers survive
and the controllers and flying public perish.

Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed
effectively and immediately to pull Air Safety from a
malevolent tailspin toward disaster.

First off, FAA HQ should be outlawed. No longer should
people be allowed to use their cubicles as a source of
income. People who cannot afford to work simply should not
have jobs. Unemployment benefits also must be disbanded — go
get a job. That isn't to say those with disabilities should
not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand. One of
the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is
immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to
make strides in the areas of physics, despite being confined
to his wheelchair.

Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
thoroughly analyze any and all FAA Managers in the country
for IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who
perform in the bottom 25 percent should be executed. The
executions will not be inhumane; simple lethal injections
while one sleeps would be sufficient. With the bottom of
every class systematically removed, over time the world
would inevitably thrive and prosper like never before.

It is true that, without the FAA Managers, there will be no
one to clog up the airline airways, or people on the news to
give one something humorous to talk about at the water
cooler at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as
a human race, that simply must be made.