Air under your boots- a story

For you guys who were Airborne.

Got this from the Humor Reruns newsgroup:

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.
He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps
from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his
first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his
father to tell him the news.

"So, did you jump?" the father asked.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and
the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers.
About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.

"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men
one at a time and throw them out the door."

"Did you jump then?" asked the father.

"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the
last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too
scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my
butt."

"So, did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed
onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump
Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five,
and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or
not?'

I said, `No, sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down
his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches
long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either
you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your
ass.'"

"So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little, at first."



Dave:
Old age comes at an inconventient time

HONK if you do everything people tell you to do.