How to build a B-52 Bomber ???

I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
for all.For that, I need a B-52.

What do I need to build a B-52 ?

Brains

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Winnie Oakbob wrote:
I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
for all.For that, I need a B-52.

What do I need to build a B-52 ?

Two B-26s *snicker*

They're mostly aluminum, so start saving your pop cans.

Don't forget the tin foil hat. That's the first thing you'll need.


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They're mostly aluminum, so start saving your pop cans.

Winnie Oakbob wrote:
I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
for all.For that, I need a B-52.

What do I need to build a B-52 ?

Hell, the B-52 is ancient technology. Build a 747, and just add
bomb-bay doors.

You can get started he
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

Tim Ward

wrote:

Winnie Oakbob wrote:

I want to nuke Mecca to destroy the evil sand****** empire once and
for all.For that, I need a B-52.

What do I need to build a B-52 ?


Hell, the B-52 is ancient technology. Build a 747, and just add
bomb-bay doors.

You can get started he
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

Tim Ward

Tim, that page is recommended reading for those who doubt has at least
one screw loose.

What has me worried is his sense of humour is almost as bad as mine.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Krykey Mate,

If you're gonna go nuke tech anyway, just re-activate the
nuke plants state side, and they'll be back to the stone age
in a week.

Besides, we got a surplus of parking lots and
glow-in-the-dark towel racks already.

;=}