Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

In article , Morgans says...


"ChuckSlusarczyk" wrote

I haven't heard any real SnF ranting yet .But my $100.00 reward for anyone
who
sees zoom or his plane at SnF and tells me where it is and we catch him
still
stands .Might even throw in a fifth of Muzzle Loader for good
measure.LOL!!

A whole fifth of M.L, all at one place, in one bottle?

Surely, that must be illegal, or at least demand hazardous materials storage
procedures to become active!

I'm always real,real careful :-)

Chuck S

"ChuckSlusarczyk" wrote

I'm always real,real careful :-)

Yeah, right! NOT ! ! !

A few years back, you KILLED BoB U. It is lucky that he had a very strong
immune system! ggg
--
Jim in NC

On Apr 1, 7:08 pm, wrote:
Aero Gnus disinformation Network

Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself:http://evilurl.com/anallips

Its just another one of the CAMPBELL April FOOL jokes.

In article , Richard Riley says...
No, Bob, check the date. It's for real.

Apparently he's gotten some people to believe he's setting up his
"Aero-Fest" at Horace Williams airport.

It's going to be interesting, once he starts stiffing a few people and
getting the local PD ****ed. The legal system in NC is VERY different
from FL.

I'd like to see him tangle with some of those good ol boys LOL!! Wonder who he
scamed this time?

Chuck S RAH 14/1 ret

I'd like to see him tangle with some of those good ol boys LOL!! Wonder
who he
scamed this time?

Chuck S RAH 14/1 ret

He won't tangle with the good ol boys more than once. They'll just shoot
his ass.

I'm only about half kidding. About a half of the pick-ups you see on the
road are carrying concealed, or not concealed, legally, or illegally.

For people passing through, if somebody cuts you off, or ****es you off,
don't honk your horn at them. The next sound you may hear is shots being
fired.

Sad, but not far from accurate.
--
Jim in NC

One can only presume that either this is his April Fools story, or that
business is bad, and he is making an attempt to increase business before
making his last gasp....


wrote in message
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Aero Gnus disinformation Network

Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself: http://evilurl.com/anallips

On Apr 2, 9:36 am, "red12049" wrote:
One can only presume that either this is his April Fools story, or that
business is bad, and he is making an attempt to increase business before
making his last gasp....

wrote in message

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Aero Gnus disinformation Network

Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself:http://evilurl.com/anallips- Hide quoted text -

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No, his SnF rant was on 3-27-07 read Barnstorming 10.0... I think
that he left Florida just ahead of the Polk County Chamber of Commerce
forming up with torches and tar buckets. In reality I believe that he
left for the same reason that he ended up here. He arrived here
because he got Don Jones to bankroll him and this is where Jones was
based at that time. He must have found another fool that will soon be
parted with his money, How else can anyone explain his sudden
windfall, going to hire 30 people , buying a Glassair III and looking
for a Corporate plane. Last time I heard that kind of talk from him
was when he moved to Florida.

As his rants go this one is a pretty good. However if you have been
following his writing for about the last 20 years you can just change
the names and places. He is still talking about himself in the third
person and everyone is wrong but him.

Frank M Hitlaw

On Apr 1, 5:08 pm, wrote:
Aero Gnus disinformation Network

Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself:http://evilurl.com/anallips

For a short April Fool all he has to do is post his claims for hours
and types flown.

Harry K

"Harry K" wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 5:08 pm, wrote:
Aero Gnus disinformation Network

Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself:http://evilurl.com/anallips

For a short April Fool all he has to do is post his claims for hours
and types flown.

Harry K


Hey, He did say:

So... we're in the process of reaching agreements with some VERY talented
persons, with solid credentials and backgrounds --

If he can get anyone with "solid credentials and backgrounds" to talk to
him,
this is an improvement. Everyone that I've talked with, that meets that
description, won't allow their name used in the same sentence, if fact they
run like the wind.

Al G

"Al G" wrote in message
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Hey, He did say:

So... we're in the process of reaching agreements with some VERY talented
persons, with solid credentials and backgrounds --

If he can get anyone with "solid credentials and backgrounds" to talk to
him,
this is an improvement. Everyone that I've talked with, that meets that
description, won't allow their name used in the same sentence, if fact
they run like the wind.

Al G



Maybe the 'agreements' could also be called 'settlements'.