reverse the last thing you did.

this may only "sound" sarcastic.
I hope one day somebody will write/translate/copy a funny song
PIECE OF **** GLIDER.
I apologize to everybody else!
Happy Landings!

piece of s**t glider, i got a piece of s**t glider
that f***ing pile of s**t, it never gets me very far
my gliders a piece of s**t cause the finish is f****ing shot
whenever i fly my glider, i have to swear a lot (its a piece of s**t)

i can't see through the canopy, cause my crew wiped with a dry rag
and the interior smells real bad cause the relief tube caught a snag
(its a piece of s**t)

its got no ILEC SN10, just a noncompensated vario
oh what i'd give for an ipaq, or at least maybe audio
and its got no f***ing airbrake, i'm always way out of control
every time i enter the patter i hear 'HEY, WATCH IT ***HOLE"

oh what the f*** did i do, what the f**** did i do, what the f*** did
i do, to get stuck with you
your wings are too short for FAI, the L/D is under 10, but im too
broke to buy anything new. oh f*** me!

im way too much drag on tow, the airplane always stalls
if i ever landed back at the airport the pilot would kick me in the
balls (ouch ouch ouch)
the canopy lock is busted, gotta use a f***ing coat hangar,
if a girl ever sees my glider theres no chance i'd ever bang her.


that pretty much cover it Paul??

If you wrote the glider tune, you should get an award of some kind.
It epitomizies all the suffering of those who are forced to fly crap
or are talked into buying an "Elmira" utility sled.
Simply acknowledging the existance of these poor creatures gives hope
that the possibility of advancement does exist.

"If not for those on the bottom, not I see the top"

R

On Jan 26, 6:51*pm, hretting wrote:
If you wrote the glider tune, you should get an award of some kind.
It epitomizies all the suffering of those who are forced to fly crap
or are talked into buying an "Elmira" utility sled.
Simply acknowledging the existance of these poor creatures gives hope
that the possibility of advancement does exist.

"If not for those on the bottom, not I see the top"

R

i made it up all on my own. ode to my car is one of my favorite adam
sandler tunes

Originally Posted by Tony[_5_]

On Jan 26, 6:51*pm, hretting wrote:
If you wrote the glider tune, you should get an award of some kind.
It epitomizies all the suffering of those who are forced to fly crap
or are talked into buying an "Elmira" utility sled.
Simply acknowledging the existance of these poor creatures gives hope
that the possibility of advancement does exist.

"If not for those on the bottom, not I see the top"

R

i made it up all on my own. ode to my car is one of my favorite adam
sandler tunes

Good job, funny take on adam sandler!

Hey, just what is an 'Elmira utility'? Are we talking about SGS's ?
Scott