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  #91  
Old December 4th 04, 11:38 PM
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Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message . ..
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(C. Osbourne) wrote in message
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The ever gay "Thomas"
spewed:


Yeahy, don't sit next to me you fat *******.


That's what we'd expect to hear from a limp-wristed
yellow-toothed brit faggot, like yourself, 'Thomas"

Maybe your mommie will let you go out and play some
cricket, britian's feminine sport that suits you and
your bull dagger 'queen' just fine...

That queen has more balls than her sexually confused
son, "charles". The only straight one in the whole
house of Windsor was Dianna, who they couldn't stand,
and had her killed.

Nice family, ya got running your ****ty little country...

uh huh! hadnt you heard, its all been changed...
parliament sets and repeals laws.. been that way now since,
umm.. what 1689.

They do? I always thought it was the Sun that did that...

Bertie

god forbid! david and victoria "posh" beckham would be king
and queen; with the obscession with pedophiles, while making
presentations of underage actresses and singers as being
"sexy" and having the "sexiest arse" in britain, the country
would be in a worse state than it is now.


I thinkn it's pretty much as you described already!

oh well theres alway corrie and eastenders for a delightful
interlude

Ewww. We have a copilot that gets someone in the UK to tape
Coronation street for him. Noone likes flying with him!

Bertie

he should be bound to a post and whipped with barbed wire

Be careful what you offer, you may not be able to get away from him.


When i was told i hd to change types again, one of the first thoughts that
occured to me is that I would never have to fly with this tit again!

"Pay cut? OK, change of base? well, Idon't like it,but..No more FO BORING?

Yehooo!




Bertie


you know the three things that make the perfect trip???



The capatin has bowel movement.
the first office finds a descent meal for under three bucks.
and the flight engineer gets to screw a flight attendant.
  #92  
Old December 4th 04, 11:40 PM
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Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
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"Ralph Nesbitt"
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"running with scissors"
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Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message

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Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
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Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
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(running with
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(C. Osbourne) wrote in message
news:wAgpd.147926$R05.31243@attbi_s53...
The ever gay "Thomas"
spewed:


Yeahy, don't sit next to me you fat *******.


That's what we'd expect to hear from a limp-wristed
yellow-toothed brit faggot, like yourself, 'Thomas"

Maybe your mommie will let you go out and play some
cricket, britian's feminine sport that suits you and
your bull dagger 'queen' just fine...

That queen has more balls than her sexually confused
son, "charles". The only straight one in the whole
house of Windsor was Dianna, who they couldn't stand,
and had her killed.

Nice family, ya got running your ****ty little
country...

uh huh! hadnt you heard, its all been changed...
parliament sets and repeals laws.. been that way now
since, umm.. what 1689.

They do? I always thought it was the Sun that did that...

Bertie

god forbid! david and victoria "posh" beckham would be
king and queen; with the obscession with pedophiles, while
making presentations of underage actresses and singers as
being "sexy" and having the "sexiest arse" in britain, the
country would be in a worse state than it is now.


I thinkn it's pretty much as you described already!

oh well theres alway corrie and eastenders for a delightful
interlude

Ewww. We have a copilot that gets someone in the UK to tape
Coronation street for him. Noone likes flying with him!

Bertie

he should be bound to a post and whipped with barbed wire

Be careful what you offer, you may not be able to get away from
him.


When i was told i hd to change types again, one of the first thoughts
that occured to me is that I would never have to fly with this tit
again!

"Pay cut? OK, change of base? well, Idon't like it,but..No more FO
BORING?

Yehooo!




Bertie


you know the three things that make the perfect trip???



The capatin has bowel movement.
the first office finds a descent meal for under three bucks.
and the flight engineer gets to screw a flight attendant.


Mmm, yeh..


Bertie
  #93  
Old December 5th 04, 07:02 AM
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"Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
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"Ralph Nesbitt"
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"running with scissors"
wrote in message
om...
Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message

...
(running with scissors)
e.com:

Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
. ..
(running with scissors)
e.com:

Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
...
(running with
scissors)
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(C. Osbourne) wrote in message
news:wAgpd.147926$R05.31243@attbi_s53...
The ever gay "Thomas"
spewed:


Yeahy, don't sit next to me you fat *******.


That's what we'd expect to hear from a limp-wristed
yellow-toothed brit faggot, like yourself, 'Thomas"

Maybe your mommie will let you go out and play some
cricket, britian's feminine sport that suits you and
your bull dagger 'queen' just fine...

That queen has more balls than her sexually confused
son, "charles". The only straight one in the whole
house of Windsor was Dianna, who they couldn't stand,
and had her killed.

Nice family, ya got running your ****ty little country...

uh huh! hadnt you heard, its all been changed...
parliament sets and repeals laws.. been that way now since,
umm.. what 1689.

They do? I always thought it was the Sun that did that...

Bertie

god forbid! david and victoria "posh" beckham would be king
and queen; with the obscession with pedophiles, while making
presentations of underage actresses and singers as being
"sexy" and having the "sexiest arse" in britain, the country
would be in a worse state than it is now.


I thinkn it's pretty much as you described already!

oh well theres alway corrie and eastenders for a delightful
interlude

Ewww. We have a copilot that gets someone in the UK to tape
Coronation street for him. Noone likes flying with him!

Bertie

he should be bound to a post and whipped with barbed wire

Be careful what you offer, you may not be able to get away from him.


When i was told i hd to change types again, one of the first thoughts that
occured to me is that I would never have to fly with this tit again!

"Pay cut? OK, change of base? well, Idon't like it,but..No more FO BORING?

Yehooo!

Bertie

Pay cut, "ouch" but beats no pay at all.

Change of base: Makes getting to/from reporting station more interesting.
Used to have a neighbor with UA that flew from SFO.

No more FO: Let someone else have the headaches.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
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  #94  
Old December 5th 04, 03:44 PM
Bertie the Bunyip
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"Ralph Nesbitt"
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"Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
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"Ralph Nesbitt"
y.com:


"running with scissors"
wrote in message
om...
Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
...
(running with scissors)
e.com:

Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
. ..
(running with
scissors)
e.com:

Bertie the Bunyip XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
...
(running with
scissors)
e.com:

(C. Osbourne) wrote in message
news:wAgpd.147926$R05.31243@attbi_s53...
The ever gay "Thomas"
spewed:


Yeahy, don't sit next to me you fat *******.


That's what we'd expect to hear from a limp-wristed
yellow-toothed brit faggot, like yourself, 'Thomas"

Maybe your mommie will let you go out and play some
cricket, britian's feminine sport that suits you and
your bull dagger 'queen' just fine...

That queen has more balls than her sexually confused
son, "charles". The only straight one in the whole
house of Windsor was Dianna, who they couldn't stand,
and had her killed.

Nice family, ya got running your ****ty little
country...

uh huh! hadnt you heard, its all been changed...
parliament sets and repeals laws.. been that way now
since, umm.. what 1689.

They do? I always thought it was the Sun that did that...

Bertie

god forbid! david and victoria "posh" beckham would be
king and queen; with the obscession with pedophiles, while
making presentations of underage actresses and singers as
being "sexy" and having the "sexiest arse" in britain, the
country would be in a worse state than it is now.


I thinkn it's pretty much as you described already!

oh well theres alway corrie and eastenders for a delightful
interlude

Ewww. We have a copilot that gets someone in the UK to tape
Coronation street for him. Noone likes flying with him!

Bertie

he should be bound to a post and whipped with barbed wire

Be careful what you offer, you may not be able to get away from
him.


When i was told i hd to change types again, one of the first thoughts
that occured to me is that I would never have to fly with this tit
again!

"Pay cut? OK, change of base? well, Idon't like it,but..No more FO
BORING?

Yehooo!

Bertie

Pay cut, "ouch" but beats no pay at all.


True..


Change of base: Makes getting to/from reporting station more
interesting. Used to have a neighbor with UA that flew from SFO.


PITA!. I like to roll out of bed and into my airplane. Positioning is a
major PITA except when you get on a sector that has first class, of course.


No more FO: Let someone else have the headaches.


Oh this kid is going to be found dead in his room on an overnight some
day..

Bertie
  #95  
Old December 7th 04, 04:02 AM
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door locked from the inside, an orange in his mouth and his belt around
his neck ?

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Old December 9th 04, 03:06 AM
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Now there's an image.


Bertie

  #97  
Old December 9th 04, 12:12 PM
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Makes me hot!!!!!



Sylvia

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Old January 24th 05, 03:06 PM
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Road_Hog wrote:
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Hey, Fat boy, nice guy you got running your ****ty little country.

Go eat another family meal by yourself. No wonder your country is so

big.

Sounds like you've already been super sized, bloater boy.



Don't act so superior, my observation is this. On long international
flights is not the fat americans that are the problem. Its all the
europeans that seem to have an aversion to deordorant. Jesus Christ
people this is the 21st century, I know you have access to running
water and soap. So please after your shower use some deodorant. have
some compassion for the rest of us who get stuck sitting next to your
foul carcasses.

What amazes me even more is the fact that you all seem to be oblivious
to it. Should someone say something to you about it, well instead of
being embarrassed you get highly offened and you think its rude. Well
let me clue you in, its rude to stink it offends other people.

I still find it incredible that here in the civilized west, there is
still a group of people who flaunt their ethnicity on the wind so well.


Oh and by the way we american may be the fattest people on the planet
but all indications are is that you brits are running a close second.
Trollsbane

  #99  
Old January 25th 05, 02:13 AM
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So please after your shower use some deodorant.

Do your homework. If a person bathes or showers daily, and puts on
clean clothing, he needs no deodorant. It takes 24 hours for odor to
form.

vince norris
  #100  
Old January 25th 05, 02:29 AM
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"vincent p. norris" wrote in message
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So please after your shower use some deodorant.


Do your homework. If a person bathes or showers daily, and puts on
clean clothing, he needs no deodorant. It takes 24 hours for odor to
form.

vince norris


Bull. If the person does not get hot, perhaps.
--
Jim in NC


 




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