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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0100, "Beav" wrote: So HOW do these things get off the ground? Are they sucked off (PuLEASE!! or are they blown off? Neither. All that noise and the fast rotating parts scare the **** out of the earth and it pushes the ship away.. Actually, that's not quite right Kev, the ship stays where it is and the EARTH moves out of it's way. It works the other way around too where the earth sucks the ship BACK, I *know* this is true, coz it's happened to me on many occasions I've SEEN the ground jump up and grab a heli and I've seen trees grow 20ft in less than a second. I've seen fences appear before my very eyes and I've seen people grow out of the ground, reach adulthood and walk in front of a heli within the space of time it takes to say "Get the f....". :-) Let's see if Steven Hawkin can find a reason for THEM occurrences. 'Bet he can't -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 12:18:05 +0100, "Beav" wrote: "The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0100, "Beav" wrote: So HOW do these things get off the ground? Are they sucked off (PuLEASE!! or are they blown off? Neither. All that noise and the fast rotating parts scare the **** out of the earth and it pushes the ship away.. Actually, that's not quite right Kev, the ship stays where it is and the EARTH moves out of it's way. It works the other way around too where the earth sucks the ship BACK, I *know* this is true, coz it's happened to me on many occasions I've SEEN the ground jump up and grab a heli and I've seen trees grow 20ft in less than a second. I've seen fences appear before my very eyes and I've seen people grow out of the ground, reach adulthood and walk in front of a heli within the space of time it takes to say "Get the f....". :-) Let's see if Steven Hawkin can find a reason for THEM occurrences. 'Bet he can't Sounds like part of your theory is the reverse of mine. Pushing and sucking.. I always push when..... :-) If this thread keeps up, I'm going to need to take a cold shower or buy the wife some flowers. DON'T buy flowers. It's seen as sign of guilt for some reason:-) Best to just go flying I say. -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 15:38:52 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Sounds like part of your theory is the reverse of mine. Pushing and sucking.. I always push when..... :-) OK, that was a bit too much information.. The visual of you "coupling" (I've seen your pics on your web site) and moaning "Oh Igor!" aren't doing my stomach any good this morning. You leave Igor out of this!! If this thread keeps up, I'm going to need to take a cold shower or buy the wife some flowers. DON'T buy flowers. It's seen as sign of guilt for some reason:-) Best to just go flying I say. Funny you'd say that. I'm out the door in about 10 minutes to do that very thing. Well it's just about midnight now, so I'm not:-) -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:55:59 +0100, "Beav" wrote: "The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 15:38:52 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Sounds like part of your theory is the reverse of mine. Pushing and sucking.. I always push when..... :-) OK, that was a bit too much information.. The visual of you "coupling" (I've seen your pics on your web site) and moaning "Oh Igor!" aren't doing my stomach any good this morning. You leave Igor out of this!! Larry Bell then? Cpme on man, the designer of the Bell heli's of that era wasn't Larry Bell, it ws Arthur Young. Or maybe frank (?) Piaseci? (or however you spell his name) Frank Piasecki :-) Never for get the "K", If you do, you'll be known as "Ev" :-) If this thread keeps up, I'm going to need to take a cold shower or buy the wife some flowers. DON'T buy flowers. It's seen as sign of guilt for some reason:-) Best to just go flying I say. Funny you'd say that. I'm out the door in about 10 minutes to do that very thing. Well it's just about midnight now, so I'm not:-) You cursed me. Ship down for maintenance so I did some ramp tie-down modification for the school and then sat in traffic for two hours on the way home. Still, much better than having to work all day. ANYTHING is better than that :-) -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 14:22:44 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Larry Bell then? Cpme on man, the designer of the Bell heli's of that era wasn't Larry Bell, it ws Arthur Young. Or was it Arthur Murray? Nah, maybe he made mints though:-) (Murray mints, Murray mints, too good to hurry mints Or maybe frank (?) Piaseci? (or however you spell his name) Frank Piasecki :-) Never for get the "K", If you do, you'll be known as "Ev" :-) I've been called much worse... "Ev" is still better than "Bubbles". Got them sequins yet? ;-)) I read your note on RAH and ****ed myself. What you should do now is BECOME the thing that is MJ, but in Bo' Selcta style. WHOO Mutha-f... First thing you do now is get a red jump/flightsuit. Now that WOULD be worth a comment:-)) hehehe You cursed me. Ship down for maintenance so I did some ramp tie-down modification for the school and then sat in traffic for two hours on the way home. Still, much better than having to work all day. ANYTHING is better than that :-) I'm pretty sure I'd rather go to work than get an enema or a root canal.. g Enema isn't so bad, root canal, FORGET about it. -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 22:47:34 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Or was it Arthur Murray? Nah, maybe he made mints though:-) (Murray mints, Murray mints, too good to hurry mints Must be a jingle from across the pond.. I've been called much worse... "Ev" is still better than "Bubbles". Got them sequins yet? ;-)) I read your note on RAH and ****ed myself. What you should do now is BECOME the thing that is MJ, but in Bo' Selcta style. WHOO Mutha-f... Actually, yes. Not having a lot of luck getting them to stick to the latex.. That's because it's wimmins work, stuff like that ;-) First thing you do now is get a red jump/flightsuit. Now that WOULD be worth a comment:-)) I've given thought to the red outfit and a nice greasy afro wig for a flight one day.. Dunno if I'd want to spend the money though. I'm pretty sure I'd rather go to work than get an enema or a root canal.. g Enema isn't so bad, root canal, FORGET about it. I've never had either, but I don't imagine either would be pleasant.. Never had root canal myself, but....... I've seen someone who HAS had it :-) "paging Doctor Jellyfinger.. Doctor Jellyfinger to exam room 1 please" Oh please Kev, I'm just abut to have my tea -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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i've had a root canal job, the only thing more painful is paying for it! Dave "The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 16:21:56 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Actually, yes. Not having a lot of luck getting them to stick to the latex.. That's because it's wimmins work, stuff like that ;-) yeah, that'll go over well with SWMBO... I've never had either, but I don't imagine either would be pleasant.. Never had root canal myself, but....... I've seen someone who HAS had it :-) Peering into stranger's mouths again are you? "paging Doctor Jellyfinger.. Doctor Jellyfinger to exam room 1 please" Oh please Kev, I'm just abut to have my tea Don't forget the jelly for your crumpet. (WTF is a crumpet anyways??) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.737 / Virus Database: 491 - Release Date: 2004-08-11 |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 16:21:56 +0100, "Beav" wrote: Actually, yes. Not having a lot of luck getting them to stick to the latex.. That's because it's wimmins work, stuff like that ;-) yeah, that'll go over well with SWMBO... Not a worry, she's still a woman;-)) (Hey, I can be brave when mine isn't in the room:-) I've never had either, but I don't imagine either would be pleasant.. Never had root canal myself, but....... I've seen someone who HAS had it :-) Peering into stranger's mouths again are you? Peering's Ok, but dentists use their tools in strangers mouths. Should be a law against that "paging Doctor Jellyfinger.. Doctor Jellyfinger to exam room 1 please" Oh please Kev, I'm just abut to have my tea Don't forget the jelly for your crumpet. (WTF is a crumpet anyways??) Crumpets are a sort of round, doughy, rubbery, sweetish and ****ing awful invention designed primarily to stick teeth together I think. They taste Ok (toasted, not "raw") if they're leathered in butter, but I'm not about to become a crumpet addict. They lead to root canal work:-))) -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in message ... On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 00:08:31 +0100, "Beav" wrote: yeah, that'll go over well with SWMBO... Not a worry, she's still a woman;-)) (Hey, I can be brave when mine isn't in the room:-) and mine is 6,000 miles from you. hehehe Peering into stranger's mouths again are you? Peering's Ok, but dentists use their tools in strangers mouths. Should be a law against that I'm pretty sure that once he's got 'em in his chair, he knows their names so perhaps "stranger" isn't an appropriate term. Don't forget the jelly for your crumpet. (WTF is a crumpet anyways??) Crumpets are a sort of round, doughy, rubbery, sweetish and ****ing awful invention designed primarily to stick teeth together I think. They taste Ok (toasted, not "raw") if they're leathered in butter, but I'm not about to become a crumpet addict. They lead to root canal work:-))) I think I'm glad we don't have 'em over here then.. Even the name makes 'em sound bad.. You're not missing much Kev -- Beav Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious changes) Beavisland now lives at www.beavisoriginal.co.uk |
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