Last Chance -- Name That Suite, Win a Night!

With my luck, I'd get a female judge.

Jim





"Flyingmonk" wrote in message
ups.com...
I was at a wedding the other day. As the bride cut the cake, she
exclaimed
"What a lovely way to finish a nine-year diet."

I'd say that's grounds for "false advertisement" "switch and bait"
"breach of contract".

The Monk

Flyingmonk wrote:

I'd say that's grounds for "false advertisement" "switch and bait"
"breach of contract".

I wouldn't want to marry a woman stupid enough to sign a pre-nuptual agreement
never to gain weight.

George Patterson
Coffee is only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to
your slightly older self.

Ouch!

Too many Bowl games I guess. Same for me. I will accept the penalty
without further delay of the game.

Tom

George Patterson wrote:
Wizard of Draws wrote:

The Gossamer Suite - Wizard of Draws


I thought this one would at least be in the running with a woman judge.
Shows how much I know about women.


They change when they get married.

Well that spells it out for you. Don't get married.
C and I have been together for 19 years and have all the right legal
papers taken care of (wills, trusts, powers, health proxies, etc etc).
Just no marriage contract. The sex is still great!

George Patterson wrote:
Flyingmonk wrote:

I'd say that's grounds for "false advertisement" "switch and bait"
"breach of contract".


I wouldn't want to marry a woman stupid enough to sign a pre-nuptual
agreement never to gain weight.

Well, I don't know -- it might depend on what _you_ sign. It's easier
for some girls to stay slim than for some guys to stay away from...oh,
let's see...airplanes, other women, booze, etc., etc.


Jack