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Old November 27th 06, 08:25 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dale
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Hauling skydivers. I took an extra yoke along stuffed next to my seat.
After we'd been climbing awhile I told the guy next to me to be quiet as
I got the extra yoke out of hiding. I let out the expected "Oh S*&^" as
I wiggled the rudder a little and handed the yoke to the folks in back
as if mine had come off.
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Old November 27th 06, 12:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Timmay
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Dale wrote:
Hauling skydivers. I took an extra yoke along stuffed next to my seat.
After we'd been climbing awhile I told the guy next to me to be quiet as
I got the extra yoke out of hiding. I let out the expected "Oh S*&^" as
I wiggled the rudder a little and handed the yoke to the folks in back
as if mine had come off.


That reminds me of a Far Side comic I saw once where the pilot was
about to hit the "Wings Fall Off" button by mistake. Classic!

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Old November 27th 06, 03:17 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Steve Foley
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"Timmay" wrote in message
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Dale wrote:
Hauling skydivers. I took an extra yoke along stuffed next to my seat.
After we'd been climbing awhile I told the guy next to me to be quiet as
I got the extra yoke out of hiding. I let out the expected "Oh S*&^" as
I wiggled the rudder a little and handed the yoke to the folks in back
as if mine had come off.


That reminds me of a Far Side comic I saw once where the pilot was
about to hit the "Wings Fall Off" button by mistake. Classic!


A freind of mine always says 'oops - wing bolt' when the OJ vent cans fall
out of his Cessna.


 




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