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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Tarver Engineering" wrote in
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Whom does Knoyle sell his "negative knowledge" services to?


you, apparently.

Knoyle's employment is a "safety of flight" issue, bunyip.

And your alleged employment is a danger in flight issue.

****.

Bertie


and on the ground also.

Not to mention zoologically.

Bertie

What's with Tarver? He's constantly saying that someone should be run
out of the industry or that he'll use his connections to get someone
fired or in trouble with the law.


Simply put, he's an idiot.


Once, I believe, he threatened my employment by saying that he'd rat
me out to Pratt & Whitney who he thought at the time was my employer.


snort! Imagine how that phone call would go..


"Good morning, Pratt and Whitney, how may I help you?"
"Uh, I wanna rat out a bad engineer. A real bad engineer."
"I see I'll connect you to our rat department"
"Oh, is this an 900 number? "
"Excuse me sir?"
(sounds of heavy breathing)
"Uh I want to talk to the guy in charge unless he's a butt licking
Klinonista"
"Yes sir, I'll connect you to our butt licking section"
(more heavy breathing)
"Hello, this is standards, may I help you?"
"Uh, yeah, I want to snithc on one of your people.He pretends to be an
engineer but has no idea what a temerature totalizer is."
"a temerature totalizer? Can you explain sir? I don't know what that is
either."
You know it totals up the temperatures in the cans"
"In the cans? Like beer cans?"
"Yes, beer.Malt liquor, Tarver tea, yellow gold.
wait! no, i mean it totals up the temperature in the engine"
"Really? That sounds like it might be useful if we ever get to the point
where we just have a big red light saying "temperature" on the dashboard."
"You do have one of those, it's in the EPHIS display, moron!
"Excuse me Mr Tarver, but I'm not going to stand here and be called a moron
by someone I don't even know!"
"Then you're a negaive genius, moron!


and so on..

Bertie
Temperature totalizer? Did he actually use that phrase?

I've been working in one state and living in another so I don't get to
peruse the newsgroups very often these days.

Tom Mosher