Talk Like A Pirate Day

On Sep 18, 12:43*pm, C J Campbell
wrote:
Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
afterwards.

On 2008-09-18 15:16:23 -0700, Kingfish said:

On Sep 18, 12:43*pm, C J Campbell
wrote:
Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
afterwards.

I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in message
...
You're a dumb ass.

I think you mean "Ye be a dumb ass!"

Get into the spirit man! er, make that the Rum! ;-)
Crash Lander

--
Straight and Level Down Under.
http://www.straightandleveldownunder.net/

"C J Campbell" wrote in message
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On 2008-09-18 15:16:23 -0700, Kingfish said:

On Sep 18, 12:43 pm, C J Campbell
wrote:
Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Talk like a pirate? Talk like Yoda is funnier. I once acknowledged
taxi instructions by saying "Taxi to Two-Four, must we now" with the
requisite Frank Oz voice. I heard the tower guys all laughing on freq
afterwards.

I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us off
in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor


Hahaha! Love it! ;-)
Crash Lander

--
Straight and Level Down Under.
http://www.straightandleveldownunder.net/

On 2008-09-18 16:20:58 -0700, "Crash Lander" said:

"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in message
...
You're a dumb ass.

I think you mean "Ye be a dumb ass!"

Get into the spirit man! er, make that the Rum! ;-)
Crash Lander

Arrr. And if ye want to be real insultin', "Ye be a cabin boy arse
pirate!" implyin' that his cap'n uses him for duties other than just
keepin' the cabin and cap'n's table in order, such as polishing his peg
leg, if ye catch me drift.

I'd rather be marooned than to talk to the likes of a whiny cabin boy.
For the treasure! If he has no sense of humor, I wouldn't let him swab
me deck.

An' if Mick doesn't like it, he can kiss a weevil. Arrr.
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

C J Campbell wrote:
I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"

The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.

On 2008-09-18 10:14:19 -0700, "Darkwing" theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com said:


"C J Campbell" wrote in message
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Tomorrow is Friday, September 19: International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

It is important that pilots and controllers use proper radio terminology
on this day.

Instead of merely requesting permission to taxi, for example, the pilot
should say, "Avast, ye scurvy scum in the tow'r. We be taxiing to runway
17." If the tower controller is female, she may also be addressed as "Ye
saucy wench."

I have no doubt that others will wish to add their own recommendations.
:-)

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor


This has nothing but bad news written all over it. Yarrrrrr.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed in his pants.
The bartender looks up and says hey buddy what is with the steering wheel in
your pants?
The pirate says "Yar, tis drivin' me nuts!"

What is a pirate's favorite phone?

The Aye-phone!
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

On 2008-09-18 16:57:11 -0700, Jim Logajan said:

C J Campbell wrote:
I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"

The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.

That's it matey. Walk the plank.
--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor

"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"C J Campbell" wrote in message
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On 2008-09-18 09:57:57 -0700, "Mick" @_#`~#@.^net said:


"C J Campbell" wrote in message
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For one thing, people who do not fly but who claim to be pilots
should be
referred to as "Landlubbers."


Yeah, that's the spirit.

I can think of one slimy dog for which the only response is
"YWYWACB." (You wish you were a cabin boy, meaning, becoming even
the
lowest of the low would be a promotion.)

--
Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor


Nope. That's one of the problems with this group now. We have too
many
people that think they are special.


Ah, maaadness, me hearty, since ye be the only speshul one round
these
parts...


We should not be looking for opportunities to divide the group.


God knows you;'re doing your bit to unify it....




And a damn fine job you're doiing to. I think we have total agreement
that you're a cretin.



Bertie





You're a dumb ass.



Arrr, I'm not, matey. say it agin and I'll have ye keeeeelawhed.






Bertie

C J Campbell wrote:
On 2008-09-18 16:57:11 -0700, Jim Logajan said:

C J Campbell wrote:
I had a student who could do Gollum perfectly. "Nasssty Mooney cuts us
off in the pattern, Precious. We hates it. Hates it!"

The Mooney must have acquired a bad hobbit.

That's it matey. Walk the plank.

Tough crowd! I wood but the leash keeps slipping off.

(Thanks for another, um, straight line. ;-))