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  #21  
Old October 4th 07, 06:06 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Stewart
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Viperdoc wrote:
Are you suggesting that the village idiot is posting under a pseudonym and
then answering his own questions? It is obvious that he has some "issues",
but this would really be over the top.

Of course, le chaud lapin means something like the warm rabbit, so perhaps
he is luring us like a rabbit would a pack of dogs, and naturally everyone
fell for it.


And saying "lapin" on a french ship brings bad luck...

Regardless, he's still the village idiot- every community has one. Just
disengage when he posts- a big "knock-it-off" if he starts some new thread.



  #22  
Old October 4th 07, 06:09 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Stewart
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Tina wrote:
You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.


If you do write it, by all means post it
here for all. I'd love to read it.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!


  #23  
Old October 4th 07, 07:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
ManhattanMan
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Viperdoc wrote:
Are you suggesting that the village idiot is posting under a
pseudonym and then answering his own questions? It is obvious that he
has some "issues", but this would really be over the top.



He played this charade over in the sim group. His alter ego "matt" and
Mxmoron would have these toe sucking "conversations" whereas each would woo
the other with their superiour advice, thanking one another profusely for
the noble efforts, ad nauseam. Then "matt" went on to tell about how he was
almost killed in a grenade attack on a Philipine airliner, spent a year in
recovery, but gosh darn, couldn't remember the decade it happened. I'm not
kidding!!
After being challanged, his new character "newsy" arose, to defend them and
admonish all that doubted. Dip**** didn't even use a proxy, so the whole
thing looked like a Saturday Night Live skit. He's probably gotten some
advice how to do it more convincingly now........

To top it off, Mx made some idiotic posts using my old moniker, like nobody
would notice the path...

When the creator was passing out brains, Mx thought he said trains, and said
he wanted a little toy one that made lots of noise and blew smoke!


  #24  
Old October 4th 07, 07:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
ManhattanMan
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Viperdoc wrote:
Are you suggesting that the village idiot is posting under a
pseudonym and then answering his own questions? It is obvious that he
has some "issues", but this would really be over the top.



He played this charade over in the sim group. His alter ego "matt" and
Mxmoron would have these toe sucking "conversations" whereas each would woo
the other with their superiour advice, thanking one another profusely for
the noble efforts, ad nauseam. Then "matt" went on to tell about how he was
almost killed in a grenade attack on a Philipine airliner, spent a year in
recovery, but gosh darn, couldn't remember the decade it happened. I'm not
kidding!!
After being challanged, his new character "newsy" arose, to defend them and
admonish all that doubted. Dip**** didn't even use a proxy, so the whole
thing looked like a Saturday Night Live skit. He's probably gotten some
advice how to do it more convincingly now........

To top it off, Mx made some idiotic posts using my old moniker, like nobody
would notice the path...

When the creator was passing out brains, Mx thought he said trains, and said
he wanted a little toy one that made lots of noise and blew smoke!


  #25  
Old October 4th 07, 10:50 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Gatt
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
...

Did you check the message path? As I said, I'm not an expert on how Usenet
servers work but they looked identical to me.


The next time he posts, we should be able to say with reasonable
probability. Un/fortunately I had MX killfiled so I can't compare headers.

-c
(I do this for a living and it occasionally involves the FBI.)


  #26  
Old October 5th 07, 12:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip
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Tina wrote:
You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!


Excellent idea, really.
I´ve considered a novel around the same general notion, but Warner
brothers already did the whole Bugs bunny Elmer Fudd thing to death so
I decided against it.

Lots could be learned from studying anthony though. we could stamp out
fjukkwitedness in our lifetime1

bertie

  #27  
Old October 5th 07, 02:17 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Morgans[_2_]
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Are you suggesting that the village idiot is posting under a pseudonym
and then answering his own questions? It is obvious that he has some
"issues", but this would really be over the top.

Of course, le chaud lapin means something like the warm rabbit, so
perhaps he is luring us like a rabbit would a pack of dogs, and naturally
everyone fell for it.


And saying "lapin" on a french ship brings bad luck...

Regardless, he's still the village idiot- every community has one. Just
disengage when he posts- a big "knock-it-off" if he starts some new
thread.


And yet, now that it is known who it is, we will find the same people
responding to him, enabling him to stick around.

Do we need this thorn in our side? In our throats? Why does it continue.

Please, for the love of God, shut this sick nut out of here, by giving him
NO responses.

This means you, too, Bertie. Please make an exception, and let this one go.
Or go hassle him in some other group.
--
Jim in NC


  #28  
Old October 5th 07, 03:47 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Tina
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There is no evidence he is breeding, so maybe in our children's
lifetimes.


  #29  
Old October 5th 07, 06:12 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
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Tina wrote in news:1191552471.850450.227380
@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

There is no evidence he is breeding, so maybe in our children's
lifetimes.




He he.

Bertie
  #30  
Old October 5th 07, 06:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
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Big John wrote in
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Tina

The most G's I ever pulled in a fighter was 14 (wings stayed on).


Jesus Christ!

I had an FO who just told me a horror story about screwing up on a fast
jet not too many years ago. They got near the barber's pole and puled
the speedbrake about 100 knots about the speedbrake limit. The resulting
aerobatics put about 12 on the airframe and trashed it. No G suits in
that airplane either..



Are you now telling me that I have s**t for brains )

Big John
************************************************** *****

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:25:26 -0700, Tina
wrote:

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!




 




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