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Old November 30th 08, 10:48 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Rocky
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Look for the expiration date on the condom package. Don't use the
condom if the date has already passed.Use a condom every time you have
any kind of sex -- vaginal, anal, or oral. Don't use it more than
once. http://condominformation.blogspot.com/
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Old November 30th 08, 11:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
terry
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On Nov 30, 9:48*pm, Rocky wrote:
*Look for the expiration date on the condom package. Don't use the
condom if the date has already passed.Use a condom every time you have
any kind of sex -- vaginal, anal, or oral. Don't use it more than
once.http://condominformation.blogspot.com/


whats this got to do with flying? do I need to wear one when I do
that oral thingy with the Cessna stall warning?
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Old November 30th 08, 04:48 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mike
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"terry" wrote in message
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On Nov 30, 9:48 pm, Rocky wrote:
Look for the expiration date on the condom package. Don't use the
condom if the date has already passed.Use a condom every time you have
any kind of sex -- vaginal, anal, or oral. Don't use it more than
once.http://condominformation.blogspot.com/


whats this got to do with flying? do I need to wear one when I do
that oral thingy with the Cessna stall warning?


It might be more effective if you put it on the plane instead.

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Old November 30th 08, 08:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:48:50 GMT, Mike wrote:

It might be more effective


IF YOU STFU ASSHOLE
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Old November 30th 08, 01:41 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mike
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Too bad your mom didn't follow your advice.

"Rocky" wrote in message
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Look for the expiration date on the condom package.


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Old November 30th 08, 08:36 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:41:57 GMT, Mike wrote:

Too bad


SHUT THE **** UP ASSHOLE
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Old November 30th 08, 09:36 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mike
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"Bear Bottoms" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:41:57 GMT, Mike wrote:

Too bad


SHUT THE **** UP ASSHOLE


Ah, it's the resident kook extraordinaire exposing the raw power of both his
brain cells. How fortunate for him to spare the time away from hitting on
his relatives so close to the holidays no less.

You really must strive to do better though. Maxie has set the standard for
kookiness quite high around here and quite frankly you are a bore
comparatively.

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Old December 1st 08, 04:32 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Mike" nospam @ aol.com wrote in message
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| "Bear Bottoms" wrote in message
| ...
| On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:41:57 GMT, Mike wrote:
|
| Too bad
|
| SHUT THE **** UP ASSHOLE
|
| Ah, it's the resident kook extraordinaire exposing the raw power of both
his
| brain cells. How fortunate for him to spare the time away from hitting on
| his relatives so close to the holidays no less.
|
| You really must strive to do better though. Maxie has set the standard
for
| kookiness quite high around here and quite frankly you are a bore
| comparatively.
|

Your obsession with drugs and incest prove them both to be your favorite
pastimes.



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Old December 1st 08, 12:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mike
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"Maxwell" #$$9#@%%%.^^^ wrote in message
news

"Mike" nospam @ aol.com wrote in message
...
| "Bear Bottoms" wrote in message
| ...
| On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:41:57 GMT, Mike wrote:
|
| Too bad
|
| SHUT THE **** UP ASSHOLE
|
| Ah, it's the resident kook extraordinaire exposing the raw power of both
his
| brain cells. How fortunate for him to spare the time away from hitting
on
| his relatives so close to the holidays no less.
|
| You really must strive to do better though. Maxie has set the standard
for
| kookiness quite high around here and quite frankly you are a bore
| comparatively.
|

Your obsession with drugs and incest prove them both to be your favorite
pastimes.


....sez the meth-head Okie with a wreath for a family tree.

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Old December 1st 08, 07:23 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bear Bottoms[_3_]
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:36:16 GMT, Mike wrote:

Ah


TRYING TO ISOLATE MY RESPONSE TO soc.subculture.online.kooks ddn't work
Mikey

SHUT THE **** UP ASSHOLE
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