The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?

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As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of
aviation videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result, I
receive a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and have
seen all manner of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it serves
as a testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their
sweat into designing a very tough little jet.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-
LondonCityB
adLanding_BAE146.wmv

(If that wraps wrong, try: http://tinyurl.com/556h2d )

Here's the commentary from the fellow who submitted the video, Geno
Becker:

"For those who want to fly to London City Airport, a cross wind
adds
to the excitement (in addition to the short runway and steep
approach). The airport itself is located on the river Thames in
downtown London, and gives business people very quick access to the
city. The Millennium Dome is in the left side of the picture."

"The runway is only 1199 meters long, which is very short in
airline
runway terms, thus it is only suitable for aircraft with good STOL
(short take-off and landing) performance. It also has a 5.5 degree
glide slope, as opposed to the conventional 3 degree slope to most
runways. The BAE 146 is the main jet type to operate into the
place.
Most other aircraft are turbo props etc."

"When doing the approach you have to be fully configured, i.e.,
gear
down, full flaps and speed brakes before you commence descent from
3000 feet...or you won't get stopped before reaching the far end of
the runway. If it doesn't look or feel right it is generally a good
idea to give it away and have another attempt. For whatever reason,
this flight crew decided to press, but they DID make the first turn
off the runway. If nothing else, it's a testament to the toughness
of
the BAE 146 airframe. The pilots handled it like a dirtbike!"

You can frequently make the first turn off if you are willing to
absorb your forward momentum energy with the impact!!!!




Ooops! Sory, friendly fire.

Disregard.


Bertie

Good shot retard.


Well, i needn't even shoot at you, since you do it to yourself so well!



BTW, i thought you had run away? What happened? miss me?


Bertie

There ya go man, just say anything. It doen't have to make sense. You're
Bertie the Buttlick, as long as you hit enter, everyone will respect you.

Just keep saying it, over and over and over.

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It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie

Least he posted it to the right message.


oh no! Are you going to be mean to me again? Please don't! It's just
too scary!

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhhwhahhwhwhwhhwh!


Bertie





Here you go again, biting like a hungry carp. You just can't stop can
you. You put your hands in you pants, and even turn off the computer.
But ya just can't stay away.

Nope, never turn it off.

You go lamer.




I will.

Always.

Forever and ever.

Bertie


Bertie

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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of
aviation videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result,
I
receive a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and
have
seen all manner of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the
worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it
serves
as a testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their
sweat into designing a very tough little jet.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-
LondonCityB
adLanding_BAE146.wmv

(If that wraps wrong, try: http://tinyurl.com/556h2d )

Here's the commentary from the fellow who submitted the video,
Geno
Becker:

"For those who want to fly to London City Airport, a cross wind
adds
to the excitement (in addition to the short runway and steep
approach). The airport itself is located on the river Thames in
downtown London, and gives business people very quick access to
the
city. The Millennium Dome is in the left side of the picture."

"The runway is only 1199 meters long, which is very short in
airline
runway terms, thus it is only suitable for aircraft with good
STOL
(short take-off and landing) performance. It also has a 5.5
degree
glide slope, as opposed to the conventional 3 degree slope to
most
runways. The BAE 146 is the main jet type to operate into the
place.
Most other aircraft are turbo props etc."

"When doing the approach you have to be fully configured, i.e.,
gear
down, full flaps and speed brakes before you commence descent
from
3000 feet...or you won't get stopped before reaching the far end
of
the runway. If it doesn't look or feel right it is generally a
good
idea to give it away and have another attempt. For whatever
reason,
this flight crew decided to press, but they DID make the first
turn
off the runway. If nothing else, it's a testament to the
toughness
of
the BAE 146 airframe. The pilots handled it like a dirtbike!"

You can frequently make the first turn off if you are willing to
absorb your forward momentum energy with the impact!!!!




Ooops! Sory, friendly fire.

Disregard.


Bertie

Good shot retard.


Well, i needn't even shoot at you, since you do it to yourself so
well!



BTW, i thought you had run away? What happened? miss me?


Bertie

There ya go man, just say anything. It doen't have to make sense.
You're
Bertie the Buttlick, as long as you hit enter, everyone will respect
you.


Don;t care of they do or not. Something that is pretty obvious to
everyone but you, fjukktard.


Just keep saying it, over and over and over.



What, that you're a fjukktard? hardly seems neccesary, but it is good
fun!

Bertie

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It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie

Least he posted it to the right message.


oh no! Are you going to be mean to me again? Please don't! It's just
too scary!

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhhwhahhwhwhwhhwh!


Bertie





Here you go again, biting like a hungry carp. You just can't stop can
you. You put your hands in you pants, and even turn off the computer.
But ya just can't stay away.

Nope, never turn it off.

You go lamer.




I will.

Always.

Forever and ever.

Bertie


Bertie

We know. In lies a revealing element of your sickness.

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of aviation
videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result, I receive
a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and have seen all manner
of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it serves as a
testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their sweat into
designing a very tough little jet.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...ing_BAE146.wmv

(If that wraps wrong, try: http://tinyurl.com/556h2d )

Here's the commentary from the fellow who submitted the video, Geno
Becker:

"For those who want to fly to London City Airport, a cross wind adds to
the excitement (in addition to the short runway and steep approach). The
airport itself is located on the river Thames in downtown London, and
gives business people very quick access to the city. The Millennium Dome
is in the left side of the picture."

"The runway is only 1199 meters long, which is very short in airline
runway terms, thus it is only suitable for aircraft with good STOL (short
take-off and landing) performance. It also has a 5.5 degree glide slope,
as opposed to the conventional 3 degree slope to most runways. The BAE 146
is the main jet type to operate into the place. Most other aircraft are
turbo props etc."

"When doing the approach you have to be fully configured, i.e., gear down,
full flaps and speed brakes before you commence descent from 3000
feet...or you won't get stopped before reaching the far end of the runway.
If it doesn't look or feel right it is generally a good idea to give it
away and have another attempt. For whatever reason, this flight crew
decided to press, but they DID make the first turn off the runway. If
nothing else, it's a testament to the toughness of the BAE 146 airframe.
The pilots handled it like a dirtbike!"

I'm surprised the passengers didn't report spinal damage...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


Definitely an e-ticket ride!

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It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie

Least he posted it to the right message.


oh no! Are you going to be mean to me again? Please don't! It's
just
too scary!

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhhwhahhwhwhwhhwh!


Bertie





Here you go again, biting like a hungry carp. You just can't stop
can
you. You put your hands in you pants, and even turn off the
computer.
But ya just can't stay away.

Nope, never turn it off.

You go lamer.




I will.

Always.

Forever and ever.

Bertie


Bertie

We know. In lies a revealing element of your sickness.

Don't matter.

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever....



Bertie

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:57:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
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http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-
LondonCityBa
dLanding_BAE146.wmv

How the **** would you know, jerkoff?

Bertie

Well how the jerk would you know, **** off?


I know and you know I know.



Bertie

How did you know that was a flame attempt?

Jade

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On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:57:14 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-
LondonCityBa
dLanding_BAE146.wmv

How the **** would you know, jerkoff?

Bertie

Well how the jerk would you know, **** off?


I know and you know I know.



Bertie

How did you know that was a flame attempt?

Jade



it has his handwritng all over it.


Bertie