Release of the new Steve Pounder book

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 4, 7:40 am, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
wrote:
On 4 Sep, 11:39, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Naked Gonad" wrote in message
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On Sep 2, 5:48 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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wrote:
On 30 Aug, 21:22, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 30, 1:59 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 29, 2:57 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
It's called "How to mass murder spiders"

By pounding them?

That's one of his milder techniques.

What else does he do to them?

Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them,
involving
fire extinguishers.
No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.

Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?

Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
pure plagiarism.

From whom did he swipe it?

I was there, in battle with the Spider.

Mr Pounder

If I'm not mistaken, the spider was doing rather well.

Gonad

You're always mistaken.

Make no mistake. If I'm not very much mistaken, you're mistaken.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The book was written by Andre Konter. Pounder must have stolen a copy
of Ogilvie's plagiarised version and used this as the basis for his
book. It's clearly a case of replacing every occurrence of the word
'grebe' with 'spider', so doesn't make for a great read. His
allegation (p.36) that spiders can breathe underwater is pure fantasy.
Nor can spiders fly great distances, as he claims on p.88.

I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

On Sep 7, 12:50 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 4, 7:40 am, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
wrote:
On 4 Sep, 11:39, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Naked Gonad" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Sep 2, 5:48 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

wrote:
On 30 Aug, 21:22, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 30, 1:59 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 29, 2:57 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
It's called "How to mass murder spiders"

By pounding them?

That's one of his milder techniques.

What else does he do to them?

Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them,
involving
fire extinguishers.
No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.

Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?

Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
pure plagiarism.

From whom did he swipe it?

I was there, in battle with the Spider.

Mr Pounder

If I'm not mistaken, the spider was doing rather well.

Gonad

You're always mistaken.

Make no mistake. If I'm not very much mistaken, you're mistaken.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The book was written by Andre Konter. Pounder must have stolen a copy
of Ogilvie's plagiarised version and used this as the basis for his
book. It's clearly a case of replacing every occurrence of the word
'grebe' with 'spider', so doesn't make for a great read. His
allegation (p.36) that spiders can breathe underwater is pure fantasy.
Nor can spiders fly great distances, as he claims on p.88.

I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

I don't normally bet on certs.

On 8 Sep, 22:14, Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 7, 12:50 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:





Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 4, 7:40 am, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
wrote:
On 4 Sep, 11:39, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Naked Gonad" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Sep 2, 5:48 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

wrote:
On 30 Aug, 21:22, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 30, 1:59 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 29, 2:57 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
It's called "How to mass murder spiders"

By pounding them?

That's one of his milder techniques.

What else does he do to them?

Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them,
involving
fire extinguishers.
No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.

Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?

Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
pure plagiarism.

From whom did he swipe it?

I was there, in battle with the Spider.

Mr Pounder

If I'm not mistaken, the spider was doing rather well.

Gonad

You're always mistaken.

Make no mistake. If I'm not very much mistaken, you're mistaken.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The book was written by Andre Konter. Pounder must have stolen a copy
of Ogilvie's plagiarised version and used this as the basis for his
book. It's clearly a case of replacing every occurrence of the word
'grebe' with 'spider', so doesn't make for a great read. His
allegation (p.36) that spiders can breathe underwater is pure fantasy.
Nor can spiders fly great distances, as he claims on p.88.

I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

I don't normally bet on certs.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's cert that you will face legal action you thick ****. DO NOT
CROSSPOST to dl or you will be reported and sued for abuse.

--

Neil Barker

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 7, 12:50 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 4, 7:40 am, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
wrote:
On 4 Sep, 11:39, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Naked Gonad" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Sep 2, 5:48 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...

wrote:
On 30 Aug, 21:22, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 30, 1:59 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 29, 2:57 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
It's called "How to mass murder spiders"

By pounding them?

That's one of his milder techniques.

What else does he do to them?

Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them,
involving
fire extinguishers.
No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.

Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?

Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
pure plagiarism.

From whom did he swipe it?

I was there, in battle with the Spider.

Mr Pounder

If I'm not mistaken, the spider was doing rather well.

Gonad

You're always mistaken.

Make no mistake. If I'm not very much mistaken, you're mistaken.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The book was written by Andre Konter. Pounder must have stolen a copy
of Ogilvie's plagiarised version and used this as the basis for his
book. It's clearly a case of replacing every occurrence of the word
'grebe' with 'spider', so doesn't make for a great read. His
allegation (p.36) that spiders can breathe underwater is pure fantasy.
Nor can spiders fly great distances, as he claims on p.88.

I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

I don't normally bet on certs.

You mean like Neil Barker being a fat ****? That normally goes without
saying.

On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:34:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 8:41 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 2:17 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

Try breaking into small lumps.

What about tidbits?

What about them?

Bits of them can be quite titillating.

How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.


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On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:17:48 +0100, wrote:

On 8 Sep, 22:14, Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 7, 12:50 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:





Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

I don't normally bet on certs.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's cert that you will face legal action you thick ****. DO NOT
CROSSPOST to dl or you will be reported and sued for abuse.

--

Neil Barker

Hello Paul.


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Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:14:27 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:

On Sep 7, 12:50 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 6, 7:35 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On 5 Sep, 10:17, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

FILTH!

Yes, I wouldn't swallow filth either.

I bet Zack would.

How much are you willing to bet?

I don't normally bet on certs.

You'd be a bit richer if you did.

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Carpe Foxum: Seize the Babe.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:34:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 8:41 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 2:17 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

Try breaking into small lumps.

What about tidbits?

What about them?

Bits of them can be quite titillating.

How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.

That's just plain dumb.

Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.

Who? You?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:11:33 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:34:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 8:41 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 2:17 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

Try breaking into small lumps.

What about tidbits?

What about them?

Bits of them can be quite titillating.

How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.

That's just plain dumb.

Why?

Because it is.

Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.

Who? You?

Yes.

That explains it.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:38:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:11:33 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:34:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 8:41 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 5, 2:17 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.

Somehow, I find that a little hard to swallow.

Try breaking into small lumps.

What about tidbits?

What about them?

Bits of them can be quite titillating.

How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.

That's just plain dumb.

Why?

Because it is.

That's not an answer.

Its a response.

Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.

Who? You?

Yes.

That explains it.

What does it explain?

Why England stinks.