You are on a mission.....

"Peter Twydell" wrote in message
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In article , ArtKramr
writes
You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear
over the
intercom? Any opinions?



Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer

"Flight Engineer to Captain - Hey skipper, this is John Tarver..."
--

I removed the pitot tube because its just attracts mud bees
and installed Splaps

Keith

On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 22:11:21 -0700, Steve Hix
wrote:

In article ,
Mary Shafer wrote:

On 05 Jul 2004 05:59:37 GMT, nt (Krztalizer) wrote:

You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear over
the
intercom? Any opinions?

"I got it, I got it!"

No, no, that's not it. It's "Hey, watch this!"

Often preceded by "Here, hold ma beer!"

And both usually in a male voice.

Mary

--
Mary Shafer Retired aerospace research engineer

In article , ArtKramr
writes
You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear over the
intercom? Any opinions?



Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer

"Flight Engineer to Captain - Hey skipper, this is John Tarver..."
--
Peter

Ying tong iddle-i po!

Your Flight Attendants today are Alice Kramer and Stephanie Rasimus?

Betty
ALTITUDE ALTITUDE
/Betty


::::shudder::::

That, or an aircraft commander humming "Ride of the Valkyries" during an
extended dive...

That particular P-3 crew featured bald-headed, guitar-playing FE Gabe, seated
between the pilots and usually strumming "Radar Love" in such situations. But
on that encounter with the Soviet carrier Minsk, he lined up the nose of the
P-3 from 28,000' and dove like hell, humming that classic song from "Apocolypse
Now". Everyone crowded into the cockpit had their attention glued to the
Minsk, an old as dirt US tin can, an Indian IL-38 May, and *us* all arriving at
the same geographic point at the same moment.

Betty would have had kittens.

v/r
Gordon
====(A+C====
USN SAR

Its always better to lose -an- engine, not -the- engine.

"Flight Engineer to Captain - Hey skipper, this is John Tarver..."

"Tell mom I love her."

For a single-seat, single engine guy there is no intercom. About as close
as it comes is "Bitchin Betty" -- the aircraft voice warning system --
saying, "ENGINE FIRE, ENGINE FIRE"

"ArtKramr" wrote in message
...
You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear over
the
intercom? Any opinions?



Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer

"Peter Twydell" wrote in message
...
In article , ArtKramr
writes
You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear
over the
intercom? Any opinions?



Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer

"Flight Engineer to Captain - Hey skipper, this is John Tarver..."
--
Peter

Ying tong iddle-i po!

Where is John these days ? We haven't heard from him in a dogs age :-))

BMC

"OXMORON1" wrote in message
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Art asked:
You are on a mission. What is the most frightening thing you can hear
over the
intercom? Any opinions?

In the SEA wargames, one of the most repeated "There I was" stories
usually
ended with "Shut up and die like a man..."

I always dreaded to hear.."Lets go back around and make sure we got it..."

oxmoron1
MFE

AH-64 flying at 20' agl:
Pilot: Think we can make it between those trees?
Co: Nope
Pilot: Oh ye of little faith

SMACK

Pilot: ****, ****
Co: Get it on the ground buddy!!
Pilot: ****!

B

On 07 Jul 2004 23:34:35 GMT, nt (Krztalizer) wrote:

Betty
ALTITUDE ALTITUDE
/Betty

::::shudder::::

That, or an aircraft commander humming "Ride of the Valkyries" during an
extended dive...

That particular P-3 crew featured bald-headed, guitar-playing FE Gabe, seated
between the pilots and usually strumming "Radar Love" in such situations. But
on that encounter with the Soviet carrier Minsk, he lined up the nose of the
P-3 from 28,000' and dove like hell, humming that classic song from "Apocolypse
Now". Everyone crowded into the cockpit had their attention glued to the
Minsk, an old as dirt US tin can, an Indian IL-38 May, and *us* all arriving at
the same geographic point at the same moment.

LOL, classic. Should have had loudspeakers on the wings. :-)

Betty would have had kittens.

Betty
JESUS H CHRIST, JESUS H CHRIST
/Betty


--
Steve.