Great fly-in destination (New York/New Jersey)

Warning: adult content. Prudes and john ashcrofts of this group do not read
further.



My buddies and I cannot exactly be described as strip-club frequenters, but
we do enjoy an occasional trip to these, shall we say, places of female form
worship. One rather annoying problem to us purist connoisseurs is that the
otherwise permissive states of New York and New Jersey where we live impose
too restrictive "dress code" on the performers in the aforementioned
establishments.



Fortunately for us, suffocating under the hypocritically puritan legislation
of the Empire and Garden states, the neighboring Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania offers a breath of fresh ass... I mean breast of fresh air...
And it is by air that a private pilot from New York and his friends can get
there!



Anyway, to make a long story short, I discovered a strip club in
Pennsylvania where the girls are good looking and the view is unobstructed.
And, what's most important, this club is within short walking distance from
a GA airport.



Now details: the club is called Scarlets Grand International and it is
literally adjacent to the Queen City Airport (1N9) which is right on the
edge of the inner circle of the Allentown Class C airspace, to the
south-west of Allentown Airport itself. The club is BYOB which offers an
additional convenience to pilots who can bring some non-alcoholic "B" with
them.



Enjoy!



-- City Dweller

("City Dweller" wrote)
Now details: the club is called Scarlets Grand International and it is
literally adjacent to the Queen City Airport (1N9) which is right on the
edge of the inner circle of the Allentown Class C airspace, to the
south-west of Allentown Airport itself. The club is BYOB which offers an
additional convenience to pilots who can bring some non-alcoholic "B" with
them.


Airport identifier, along with the name of the airport, city, and/or state.

I approve. g


Montblack

Montblack wrote:
("City Dweller" wrote)
Now details: the club is called Scarlets Grand International and it is
literally adjacent to the Queen City Airport (1N9) which is right on
the edge of the inner circle of the Allentown Class C airspace, to the
south-west of Allentown Airport itself. The club is BYOB which offers
an additional convenience to pilots who can bring some non-alcoholic
"B" with them.


Airport identifier, along with the name of the airport, city, and/or state.

I approve. g


Montblack


Queen City Airport (1N9); Allentown, Pennsylvania.
http://www.airnav.com/airport/1N9

Now details: the club is called Scarlets Grand International and it is
literally adjacent to the Queen City Airport (1N9) which is right on the
edge of the inner circle of the Allentown Class C airspace, to the
south-west of Allentown Airport itself. The club is BYOB which offers an
additional convenience to pilots who can bring some non-alcoholic "B" with
them.

Outstanding! Bravo! THIS is the kind of PIREP we could use more of
around here...

A whole new website possibility exists here. You've seen "The $100
Hamburger", right? Just THINK of the names for this website! (I'm
not going there...)

Minnesota is known for outstanding strip joints. Any of 'em within
walking distance of a GA airport, Montblack?

There *are* a couple of nice, um, "perveyors of nubility" near
Davenport, IA (KDVN), but they are not an easy stroll from the ramp. A
courtesy car is recommended.

Not that I've ever been there, mind you...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Ok, well... you DID say that it would be fun visiting the Spam Museum didn't
you?.....
An ad for this place "popped up" during a google search for the Spam Museum.
Jim

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
oups.com...
Now details: the club is called Scarlets Grand International and it is
literally adjacent to the Queen City Airport (1N9) which is right on the
edge of the inner circle of the Allentown Class C airspace, to the
south-west of Allentown Airport itself. The club is BYOB which offers an
additional convenience to pilots who can bring some non-alcoholic "B"
with
them.

Outstanding! Bravo! THIS is the kind of PIREP we could use more of
around here...

A whole new website possibility exists here. You've seen "The $100
Hamburger", right? Just THINK of the names for this website! (I'm
not going there...)

Minnesota is known for outstanding strip joints. Any of 'em within
walking distance of a GA airport, Montblack?

There *are* a couple of nice, um, "perveyors of nubility" near
Davenport, IA (KDVN), but they are not an easy stroll from the ramp. A
courtesy car is recommended.

Not that I've ever been there, mind you...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Outstanding! Bravo! THIS is the kind of PIREP we could use more of
around here...
A whole new website possibility exists here. You've seen "The $100
Hamburger", right? Just THINK of the names for this website! (I'm
not going there...)

Hmmm?
Iowa City...
University of Iowa....
coeds...
bars...
wet t-shirt contests!!!
When do the students return and how far is it from the Aspen Inn to the
nearest campus bar?

john smith wrote:
Outstanding! Bravo! THIS is the kind of PIREP we could use more of
around here...
A whole new website possibility exists here. You've seen "The $100
Hamburger", right? Just THINK of the names for this website! (I'm
not going there...)

Hmmm?
Iowa City...
University of Iowa....
coeds...
bars...
wet t-shirt contests!!!
When do the students return and how far is it from the Aspen Inn to the
nearest campus bar?

More proof that I will forever remain single because men are basically pigs.

Sorry, just a bitter day.

"Emily" wrote in message

More proof that I will forever remain single because men are basically
pigs.

Sorry, just a bitter day.

Don't take it too hard, Emily. Just another in the long list of proofs that
in so many areas of interest, you don't have to have a lot of class to have
a lot of money to spend on an expensive hobby.

Sorry, just a bitter day.

Don't take it too hard, Emily. Just another in the long list of proofs that
in so many areas of interest, you don't have to have a lot of class to have
a lot of money to spend on an expensive hobby.

Ooooo. That hurt.

;-)

One good thing, though: We've now proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that Emily is really a woman, and not some 69 year old white guy who
lost his medical, huddled in front of his 386SX...

However, I'm not sure *what* we've proved about John... Lighten up,
will ya?

And now, back to that Spam Museum... There's a strip joint near the
SPAM museum? That's almost too funny to be true! I'm liking this
Austin, Minnesota already -- and I've never been there...

We have GOT to fly there, Jim & Montblack!
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Looks like we have a pussy-whipped male feminist schmuck among our midst.


"John Gaquin" wrote in message
. ..

"Emily" wrote in message

More proof that I will forever remain single because men are basically
pigs.

Sorry, just a bitter day.

Don't take it too hard, Emily. Just another in the long list of proofs
that in so many areas of interest, you don't have to have a lot of class
to have a lot of money to spend on an expensive hobby.