New bug wiper system

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

I don't know, Tom. I think bugs hang out in thermals too. It might
work if you can avoid flying in updrafts.

Have you tested this invention? Was this the key to winning the 18m
nationals last year?

Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
toilet paper dropping from the sky? I suppose some will just think
it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

Steve Koerner wrote:
/snip/
Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
toilet paper dropping from the sky? I suppose some will just think
it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!

B

On Apr 1, 4:22�pm, brian whatcott wrote:
Steve Koerner wrote:
/snip/
Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
toilet paper dropping from the sky? � I suppose some will just think
it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!

B

Nope, high tech, enviroment friendly, available for 15 USD per roll.
Shipping and handling 25 USD anywhere World. Send email if
interested. If used right, money back garanteed. One roll could last
entire summer, but 4 rolls surely will and will ship for same charge.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

On Apr 2, 11:22*am, brian whatcott wrote:
Steve Koerner wrote:
/snip/
Do you think that folks on the ground will not be concerned with used
toilet paper dropping from the sky? * I suppose some will just think
it's more of the same from Air Force One passing overhead.

I see the penny hasn't yet dropped in some quarters!

Penny? ::checks date::

Your post was (see above) at 11:22 AM on April 2. The original post
was at 10:15 AM on April 2.

What penny is supposed to drop?

On Apr 1, 2:15*pm, Tom Kelley wrote:
Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

On Apr 1, 6:21*pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:
On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad wrote:



Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad

On Apr 1, 8:08�pm, Brad wrote:
On Apr 1, 6:21�pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:





On Apr 2, 12:54�pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

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Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

On Apr 1, 7:38*pm, Tom Kelley wrote:
On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:



On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off.. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl