Unusual Distractions

"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" u33403@uwe wrote in message
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DougS wrote:
I managed to get Microsoft Flight Simulator to accurately model
aircraft dynamics.

As real as it gets baby.

so THERE! :P
Any nostril hairs involved?



Nope. Toe jam.

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TheSmokingGnu wrote:
A Guy Called Tyketto wrote:
So let's run this up the flagpole:

1. Nothing is better than sex.
2. Masturbation is better than nothing; therefore
3. Masturbation is better than sex.

Pour toi, c'est vrai?

Not that I wish to detract, but you do know about the rules of
equivocation, right?

Or was that the joke? I swear, sometimes people try much too hard to
castigate the resident troll; he's not that intellectually endowed!

Indeed. That's the joke. in fact, it's one of the daily fortune
cookie fortunes I get on my server I log in to daily. It fit well with
where the topic was headed in this thread.

BL.
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"DougS" wrote in
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"El Maximo" wrote in message
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"DougS" wrote in message
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So, the bottom line is Anthony is trying to use big words again in
order to sound intelligent?

You know, the entire time I was composing that message, I was thinking
he's "better to keep his mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to
open it and remove all doubt."






I've never had any doubt. It's what i love most about him!


Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Doug Semler writes:

Premise: Strip clubs contain naked women.
Premise: Strip clubs do not contain ANYTHING that interests Mxmanic.
Conclusion: Naked women don't interest Mxsmanic.

So far, so good.

Therefo
Premise (a): Homosexual men are not interested in naked women.
Premise (b): Heterosexual women are not interested in naked women
(Undistributed Middle Conclusion and ad hominem attack): Mxsmanic is
a
homosexual man or a heterosexual woman.

No, this is inductive logic, and therefore not reliable.

1. All A are B.
2. X is B.
3. X is A.

Incorrect.

1. All A are B.
2. X is A.
3. X is B.

Correct.


Whooosh


Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
news
writes:

Only a pontificating twit would automaticaly equate alcohol with drugs.

Ethanol is a mind-altering drug. That's why people consume it.

Strip joints contain real people and social interaction, neither of
which you seem to hold any interest for you.

Strip joints contain a category of people I'd prefer to avoid.


Pilots, obviously.

Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Doug Semler writes:

Getting drunk in a strip joint doesn't count

I haven't done that. I don't drink alcohol, and there is nothing in a
strip joint that I'd want to see.



Now there's a surprise..


Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Viperdoc writes:

Just another bunch of your lies again, like saying you didn't have a
blog.

You see, you're exaggerating again. I'm not a liar, so calling me one
is quite an exaggeration. And I've never had a blog.

You have also stated in this NG that you are afraid of stalls and
other maneuvers including acro, yet these are all part of flying
(steep turns and stalls).

Steep turns and stalls are not aerobatics, and I'm not afraid of them
per se. I just don't like extreme maneuvers; they increase risk.


Bwaahwhahwhahhwhahwhahhw!

What a fjukkwit you are.



Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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El Maximo writes:

So the answer is NO, you haven't tried flight with a beautiful girl
sitting next to you?

The answer is obviously yes.

And if anything, it would be even more difficult to distract me in a
real aircraft than in a simulator,


Obviously, since you will mnever ever fly a real airplane.

Never

Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Viperdoc writes:

Why is it hyperbole or over the top?

Because it is such a severe exaggeration of reality. In trying to
make your point, you exaggerate your argument until it loses all
credibility.


Any response to your drivel doesn't require credibility



Bertie

Mxsmanic wrote in
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A Guy Called Tyketto writes:

There is a big difference between personal comments and common
knowledge. Common Knowledge: you live in Paris. Common knowledge:
your knowledge of aviation and flying is as limited as a prostitute's
knowledge of quantum physics.

What correlation is there between prostitution and knowledge of
quantum physics?

You said it yourself, that you have no
interest in dealing with the opposite sex and would rather sit at
your simulator all day/night long.

Sounds good to me.

Sounds good to the universe



Bertie