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  #11  
Old January 11th 16, 10:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Mike C
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On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 6:47:35 AM UTC-7, Dave Nadler wrote:
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...


Look! A wisp forming!
Nah, sorry, just a floater...


Thought it was a bird! Really.
  #12  
Old January 12th 16, 03:59 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it?

A. 10 minutes after you landed out!


Uli
AS

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Old January 12th 16, 09:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Op zaterdag 9 januari 2016 05:24:05 UTC+1 schreef JS:
There must be dozens...



Frozen fish in your next competitors luggage bin...
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Old January 12th 16, 10:16 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Tuesday, January 12, 2016 at 3:40:58 PM UTC-6, J. Nieuwenhuize wrote:
Op zaterdag 9 januari 2016 05:24:05 UTC+1 schreef JS:
There must be dozens...



Frozen fish in your next competitors luggage bin...


Left some sardines on the exhaust manifold of an MGB once.
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Old January 13th 16, 12:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim


EA, while leading in a contest, agreed to go in the tank if his "auction" was successful.
He opened with a "fine hotel room"
He got someone to agree to provide
How about a bottle of great wine?
Another favorable reply.
How about a sweet young thing to keep me company.
After a delay, a favorable response though nobody knew where the sacrificial young thing would come from.
He thought a minute then "Electrical devices?"
End of auction
We could not get our breaths
UH
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Old January 13th 16, 02:13 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Hahhahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!

Luke wins!
 




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