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Old January 9th 16, 04:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim
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Old January 11th 16, 01:20 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim


why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder?

......because he took away the line.
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Old January 11th 16, 01:23 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim


why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder?

....because they took away the line.
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Old January 11th 16, 01:47 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Dave Nadler
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...


Look! A wisp forming!
Nah, sorry, just a floater...

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Old January 11th 16, 02:18 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Dan Daly[_2_]
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On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 8:47:35 AM UTC-5, Dave Nadler wrote:
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...


Look! A wisp forming!
Nah, sorry, just a floater...


These are not the clouds you seek...
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Old January 11th 16, 03:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
WB
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Default Contest jokes

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 10:24:05 PM UTC-6, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim


Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it?

A. Fifteen after one.
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Old January 11th 16, 07:15 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Robin Clark
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Default Contest jokes

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim


Q. Why did the BGA pilot take the stairs?

A. He couldn't find the lift.
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Old January 11th 16, 07:49 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Luke Szczepaniak
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A no turn point MAT
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Old January 11th 16, 08:00 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Tango Eight
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13.5 meter class.

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Old January 11th 16, 09:34 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
WB
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On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 1:49:37 PM UTC-6, Luke Szczepaniak wrote:
A no turn point MAT


YES! But not a very funny one...
 




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