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  #131  
Old February 17th 10, 10:01 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Steve Hix[_2_]
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article , Dan wrote:

Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:

I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif


Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.

Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...


OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?


Space has no bottom, obviously, you heretic.
  #133  
Old February 17th 10, 10:29 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Robert Bonomi
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article , Dan wrote:
george wrote:
On Feb 18, 6:39 am, Dan wrote:
Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:
I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif
Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.
Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...
OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?

No bottom its turtles - all the way down


Egad, an infinity of turtles.


Shell, yes.



*GRIN*
  #134  
Old February 17th 10, 10:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Dan[_12_]
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

Robert Bonomi wrote:
In article , Dan wrote:
george wrote:
On Feb 18, 6:39 am, Dan wrote:
Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:
I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif
Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.
Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...
OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?

No bottom its turtles - all the way down

Egad, an infinity of turtles.


Shell, yes.



*GRIN*


I have to admit it makes one shell of a story.


Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
  #135  
Old February 17th 10, 10:43 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Dan[_12_]
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

Steve Hix wrote:
In article , Dan wrote:

Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:

I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif
Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.

Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...

OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?


Space has no bottom, obviously, you heretic.


OK, now I'm having a problem. The Earth is flat, and I have heard
space is curved, those must be some flexible turtles.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
  #136  
Old February 17th 10, 11:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Tom De Moor
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article ,
NVALID says...

In article
,
sisu1a wrote:

* *I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to

know is
what's on the other side.


Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.


visual aid...
http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif *

Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.

Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...



It's all rock and roll to me but ... let's get tar and feathers anyway:
we'll build some wings with it.

Has been done before and the Icarus-family claimed it worked. Might work
again!

Tom


  #137  
Old February 18th 10, 12:20 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Steve Hix[_2_]
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article , Dan wrote:

Steve Hix wrote:
In article , Dan wrote:

Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:

I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif
Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.

Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...
OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?


Space has no bottom, obviously, you heretic.


OK, now I'm having a problem. The Earth is flat, and I have heard
space is curved, those must be some flexible turtles.


They surf when they can, obviously.
  #138  
Old February 19th 10, 11:18 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Robert Bonomi
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article , Dan wrote:
Steve Hix wrote:
In article , Dan wrote:

Steve Hix wrote:
In article
,
sisu1a wrote:

I have always suspected the Earth is flat. Now what I want to
know is
what's on the other side.
Easy - four elephants standing on a turtle.
visual aid... http://controversy.wearscience.com/img450/turtle.gif
Obvious heretical teaching there; it shows a tortoise, not the correct
turtle swimming though the depths of space.

Time to get out the tar and feathers, boys...
OK, how deep is the water and what's at the bottom?


Space has no bottom, obviously, you heretic.


OK, now I'm having a problem. The Earth is flat, and I have heard
space is curved, those must be some flexible turtles.


Nah. Remember The earth is at the bottom of a gravity well. Now, while it
may be a "bottom-less" pit, turtles are admirably suited to brace themselves
against the sides of it. As long as it's big enough to reach the side with
all four limbs, that is.

guffaw


  #139  
Old February 19th 10, 11:20 PM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.soaring
Robert Bonomi
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Default If all midair collisions were eliminated...

In article ,
Tom De Moor wrote:

It's all rock and roll to me but ... let's get tar and feathers anyway:
we'll build some wings with it.

Has been done before and the Icarus-family claimed it worked. Might work
again!


I don't like the risk/reward ratio.

If anything is not *exactly* right, you'll be DEAD-alus!





 




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