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Imagine Sharia Airlines
"Halal" Richard Branson wannabe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKpJ-eim_s
More accurate: http://tinyurl.com/y2yyoy7d No poofters allowed: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/641264...uslim-airline/ It lasted a grand total of four months: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayani_Air I can imagine the announcement: "Welcome on board (insert scary name) Airlines, we shall be taking off from one of your own international airports, with a master plan to demolish your best kept secrets and dare your intelligence to get us "Our flight time will be of 1 hours and 13 minutes. We will be flying at an altitude of 700 meters at a ground speed of 276 kilometers per hour to our destination (coughs) to be crashing into one of the 3 designated sites, with our speed sufficient to bring down a 415 meter tall building down to ashes, but few of our special officers on board, have really special passports which will just fly out of the window and be found by the passerby's, completely intact and flawless. "There are several emergency exits on this aircraft, but who cares you all gonna die. "A life vest is located in a pouch under your seat or between the armrests. When instructed to do so, open the plastic pouch and remove the vest. Slip it over your head. Pass the straps around your waist and adjust at the front, and this will immediately transform to a suicide bomber vest. "This is a non-smoking airlines, but, we will ensure that the rest off the world will be smoking something that gets them really high, to make them believe that a flight can crash land so low into the Department of Defense, and take out one complete wing of it, with all its best kept secrets, without even being noticed by a single camera." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Serious Answer (originally answered): I'm a frequent flyer with Saudia. The biggest differences a 1. Air-hostess attire, scarf and no shorts 2. Halal food, No Alcohol 3. Journey prayer recited before take -off 4. Qur’aan recitation available on board entertainment console 5. Qibla direction. 6. A small mussalla (prayer area), for salah (Islamic prayers) Nothing much as such. And for those suffering from Islamophobia don't worry they won't drop you midway from the flight. http://tinyurl.com/y3ys7vbx Related: They wouldn't want queers aboard anyway: http://rlu.ru/2C40A |
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