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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. No. Yes? Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. Yes. No! No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local. Shall I mark your words? Why start now? Good point. |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) I know. You should try it sometime. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. No. Yes? No. Yes! Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. Yes. No! Yeah, it is the only friend that you have. Bruce ffs. What does someone as friendless as you know about friends? I chose my friends, they do not chose me. Which explains why you don't have any. |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:14:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. No. Yes? Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. Yes. No! No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local. Shall I mark your words? Posh git. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. That was truly lame. It was not. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn't wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?" "No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one's all mine." |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Since when, P.Hucker? 2 or 3 hundred years ago. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Must you parrot everything I say? You didn't say that. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday? Tommy: Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt. Teacher: Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope? Tommy: Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums. |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62... On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Peter, Bruce is my blood letting. What? -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com | , \ .-"""-. | | ; / `.___ | | O .=-"`| ; | / .' | _.'--._ ( | ; | \ .-" ; ``\ | ; | .' ; | | / .' ; | | | : /_/ __.' , ; | .' / / | ; | .' _..--' _/ |_..- ; /_.--''` __.-'`\\__ .==="" \ . / .--'` \\__.'--))) `; | / .' .-'--))) . | / .' .' ` _.' /_.' .` __..--""````""===="" | ; // / /` | ; . |
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:14:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 30 May 2007 08:07:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. No. Yes? Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. Yes. No! No ARGHHHHH marks in demon.local. Shall I mark your words? Posh git. Indeed. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. That was truly lame. It was not. Are you trying to wind me up? |
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Since when, P.Hucker? 2 or 3 hundred years ago. Old git! Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Must you parrot everything I say? You didn't say that. I just did. AWK! |
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On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Since when, P.Hucker? 2 or 3 hundred years ago. Old git! Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Must you parrot everything I say? You didn't say that. I just did. AWK! You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan |
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:03:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Since when, P.Hucker? 2 or 3 hundred years ago. Old git! Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Must you parrot everything I say? You didn't say that. I just did. AWK! You use this "joke" last week. Get some new material. You mean like your recycled sigs? |
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"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tt6mv1dg4buhsv@fx62... On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:38:30 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.ttgnd8j24buhsv@fx62... On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Actually I used it first. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) You mean you can't make up your own replies? Peter, Bruce is my blood letting. What? He is my prey. Beak out. Mr Pounder -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com | , \ .-"""-. | | ; / `.___ | | O .=-"`| ; | / .' | _.'--._ ( | ; | \ .-" ; ``\ | ; | .' ; | | / .' ; | | | : /_/ __.' , ; | .' / / | ; | .' _..--' _/ |_..- ; /_.--''` __.-'`\\__ .==="" \ . / .--'` \\__.'--))) `; | / .' .-'--))) . | / .' .' ` _.' /_.' .` __..--""````""===="" | ; // / /` | ; . |
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