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Old December 18th 09, 11:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Mark
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Holy Cow. I couldn't get a reservation for one of the planes
at the flight school for over a week, so...I decided to use
a different airport's CFI and get a lesson in his plane.

This is how I learned that in a bad economy, some CFI's
will try to run up the clock just chattering in the office,
then spend as little time as possible letting you fly their
plane. And really, would a breath mint kill you? Then he
bills me for "ground school" because we looked at the
AOPA website? Hell, I'm already a member.

Anyway, you just have to be careful up front. I've got a
cessna booked in a few days, but in the meantime there's
a nice CFI I've learned about with a Cherokee Warrior and
that sounds exciting! Or for a longer drive I can get in a
Diamond Star, which would be awesome.

It's all part of the adventure.

---
Mark

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Old December 18th 09, 03:48 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
R. Andrew Boyer
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:24:48 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

Mark


Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington,
D.C. and within 3 days bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350
thousand dollars." ~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman"
for a week in Myrtle Beach, while spending thousands by day, and
smoking the sheets by night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."

misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,,sci.physics.re lativity,
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Old December 18th 09, 04:39 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Mark
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On Dec 18, 10:48*am, "Jeffrey Bloss" @revx.nxet wrote:

snip crossposted fabrication

As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:

Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather, my enema.

---
Mark

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? - Homer
Simpson
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Old December 18th 09, 04:52 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Violet Gail Eldridge
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:

Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather....


I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
---
Mark



Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."

--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A
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Old December 18th 09, 05:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Mark
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On Dec 18, 11:52*am, Violet Gail Eldridge
wrote:
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:
As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:


Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather....
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
---
Mark


Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."

--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A


Keep it coming. What else am I good at?

You did know that in Junior high school I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America didn't you?
I was a herpetologist by age 15, same time I began to sell
my cubist paintings.

:Please add this to the list, OH...and my GIANT penis!

Ok, now, what can you think of?

---
Mark, aka...Mr.Wonderful
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Old January 8th 10, 04:20 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Lucky
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"Mark" wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 11:52 am, Violet Gail Eldridge
wrote:
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:
As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:


Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather....
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
---
Mark


Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."

--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A


Keep it coming. What else am I good at?


You did know that in Junior high school I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America didn't you?
I was a herpetologist by age 15, same time I began to sell
my cubist paintings.


:Please add this to the list, OH...and my GIANT penis!

Ok, now, what can you think of?


---
Mark, aka...Mr.Wonderful

*******************

Um, not dead yet?

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Old December 19th 09, 06:51 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Zapanaz
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:52:11 -0500, Violet Gail Eldridge
wrote:

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:

Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather....


I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
---
Mark



Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."


I think one of the funnier things on the Internet is lunatics like you
who develop some obssession for some obscure stranger, like this Mark
guy, and pursue them all over hell the way stalkers pursue
celebrities.

You really don't get, do you, that nobody you are crossposting to
knows, or cares, who this Mark guy is, or could care less about any of
the bad things you are accusing him of being?

You really don't get that the only person who comes out of this
looking stupid is you, who just come out of it looking like a crazy?


If I were the Mark guy, I would be pretty proud, actually, to have my
own full-time devoted stalker like you.

I think that is as close as you could come to literally enslaving
somebody over the Internet.




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Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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- Cocteau

:: Currently listening to String Quartet in D minor, Op. 103 (unfinished) (Hob. III: 83): Andante grazioso, 1803, by Haydn, from "Haydn String Quartets - Amadeus Quartet"
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Old December 19th 09, 07:23 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Mark
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On Dec 19, 1:51*pm, Zapanaz
wrote:
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:52:11 -0500, Violet Gail Eldridge





wrote:
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:


As I am the object of John's obsession, I give all of 20
seconds of my time to explain:


Since he runs around the internet trying to stick his
head up my ass, I conclude that he isn't my friend,
but rather....


I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I
spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
---
Mark


Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):


Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics


Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss


Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting


Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic


BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic


Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing


Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing


Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing


National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing


Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups


****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing


Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."


I think one of the funnier things on the Internet is lunatics like you
who develop some obssession for some obscure stranger, like this Mark
guy, and pursue them all over hell the way stalkers pursue
celebrities.

You really don't get, do you, that nobody you are crossposting to
knows, or cares, who this Mark guy is, or could care less about any of
the bad things you are accusing him of being?

You really don't get that the only person who comes out of this
looking stupid is you, who just come out of it looking like a crazy?

If I were the Mark guy, I would be pretty proud, actually, to have my
own full-time devoted stalker like you.

I think that is as close as you could come to literally enslaving
somebody over the Internet.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
Look in a mirror all your life and you will see death at work; *like bees in a hive of glass
- Cocteau

:: Currently listening to String Quartet in D minor, Op. 103 (unfinished) (Hob. III: 83): Andante grazioso, 1803, by Haydn, from "Haydn String Quartets - Amadeus Quartet"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wow! It's refreshing to know there really are normal, smart people
like you on the internet. Course, you gave away the truth here you
know. Like the other day, I went flying and had the time of my
life. Later upon checking the internet, I got see that this clown was
busy all day making up stories.

The ironic thing, he spent his day saying he was a pilot, and that
I couldn't fly. Now *that's* irony.

Merry Christmas,
Mark
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Old December 21st 09, 03:54 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
VD
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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:39:09 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

As I am the object of John's obsession


You don't get to use this without paying.
  #10  
Old December 19th 09, 07:02 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.arts.poetry.comments,misc.news.internet.discuss
Will Dockery
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On Dec 18, 10:48*am, "R. Andrew Boyer" wrote:
On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:24:48 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:
Mark


Mark(ie) on Mark(ie):

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do **** anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

Obese - "I have my own weight issues" ~misc.news.internet.discuss

Troll/Forger - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

Philosopher - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic

BiPolar FukkNutzoid - "Its really less about how we got this way, and
more about who we're going to become." ~alt.support.depression.manic

Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

Brilliance...In His Own Mind - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

Founder of Art Academy - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the arts
in my name..." ~misc.writing

National Politician and Grand Entreprenuer - "convincing the chairman of
the bank and head of the Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington,
D.C. and within 3 days bring me a Small Business Admin.check for 350
thousand dollars." ~misc.writing

Loved By Celebrities - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

****sman - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy steal her boyfriend's
car and credit cards and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman"
for a week in Myrtle Beach, while spending thousands by day, and
smoking the sheets by night." ~misc.writing

Google Profile - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool."

misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,,sci.physics.re lativity,
--
ab
Andy
Visit the Official Martin Barre Website:
"404 Error" nyuk


Interesting cast of characters...

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