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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62... On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote: "Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... "anonym" wrote in message . .. "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... "anonym" wrote in message . .. "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here. Tell me just how you will ban me. Mr Pounder Why should you be banned? Do not weasel with me. Mr Pounder Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite different matter. I would never stoat with you. ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK! Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell & back Sir? No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch. Show me that one. Must I? I cannot remember it. OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4 {Stoat} What? {Stoat} HTH Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that. So did I. Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the cherry beer from Belgium. |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT Days......................: 31 Total No. of Articles.....: 4198 Total No. of Characters...: 22208198 Total Volume..............: 21687 Messages Per Day..........: 135.4 Characters Per Day........: 716393.5 Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB Total Posters This Week...: 217 Messages with Sigs........: 25.63% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83% Original Content Rating...: 7.98% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1% 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1% Ding! Ding! Ding! 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? Why do you ask me? You're right, you are the last person who would know. If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand. Don't look at me like that! I'm trying to make you raise something ;-) -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Holly" wrote in message oups.com... On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote: "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... "Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62... On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? I once came second in this list. Then the trolls moved in. Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d..l.- Are you a blue troll? Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly. That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com _,,_ ,,,,,,,__ .,J"' J?? .,ccc,. ``"``?? J" J'.,c==???cc,....--"""."=c, J$ J'J' .... =' ,c="I$ccc,cPL $ "J' PJ" .`?cc,c?',c"'c???h.??3 ;3.,/.$ ," ... .,J"h;;;;?h ) Jc'P h?h-??czP _,= "L?i;;;;$$h .P'3 ,J?c?""?c ;='' ""-..3fh`?ii???Jh. .P' $ ".$ "==$$c, \ t ?. `?. $,.`$ $/P "==,,`$. `?J?"$. ??h. $?c?"',F$' $ $?h 3?h`$.'? `$ ;c?? ,", F $ ?;;$. $;?h`$c???. Jh ,P"J, F c$3$c, ,ccJh "?i$. 3h;;9.??$ J' ,F F $J ,$$?$P" ;;t?h$iii;9h.. `h `$;;$ ?. $ ,$ ;?J?`F `"???' ;;;?J???;;;CJ j?cP "$C ?? ,$,F F $?F I;;;;;;;;;9;; $'? """"=c `h"h `F$3,$ $ `F I;;;;;;;;;9;; $ C `h ? "h .P $ F ? c$ L;;;;;;;;;$;PL'L ?. ?$c,P `h. j;,J??$ $ ?J c ,c;;;;;;;;$$ `h "-."-._ "h "" CJ' ,' `L $h ; ;;;;;;;;;C$ "._ `"-L,_ $ ;F ,?"`$??. $6I????hii;;;;$;?C "=c,,,,cc==" C P;'J.`J'$3h$. $j;;;j$?;;;;$?h;;?hc,,,_ `h `3' $ ?'3' JF `?. `"?;;;;;i?;;;;;?h;?L "-,???c?.. $ $ _,JP" `L ;;;;$;;;C;;;;9;;?h `?c,'Lh _,Jc="" ??ccciJ$$;;;9;Ph;;;`;;;;?c "? .$ _zJ??ii;;;;;;;;;;;, .`.`$9$$;9P ?9$;?i?h;;$. .. "h. J" ;;;;;;;;;;;.`;;;;. ;,.`.JF9?$?$ ?.`?i;;hiiQ$C`h cPh P ;;;;;;;;;;; ``;;;;;;, .`.`.`.C;;C;;;h $. .`"?. h3c$c `F $ ;;;;;;;;;;; ``;;;;.`.`.`.C;;?i;;?h $L3 $ ?.'?h"?$ ,F ;;;;;;;;;;; .`.`.`.;;;;;$i;;$ $'?$C -c$`.`"h3$ $ ;;;;;;;;;.`' `.`.`.`.`;;;?i;;?$ $"??c,'F`L`$`?`L ;F ;;;;;;'' `.`.`.`.`.`;;9h;9 ? $.`'"?c$ C`$$$ $ ;;;;' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;$;;; `h h'`h.`? C $hL j' `;' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.;$;$ ? `$?'?h`$$ $P$ $ . `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;9;?h,?h 3'i`$?h?.. `$C j' `.$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.;$;?L $ `j.`F`h?c $ .`,F `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;;;?L' 3.`$'3`$$. P `.'J `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.$;;?L `h3.`?`?? " F `.,c `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h;;?? Jh'3"' j' .`.3; `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`3;;;?h $`h`$, J .`.$ .`.`.`;;;`.`.`.`. .`.`,c;;;;?$ `.,$ $ `.`,c .`.`.`;;;`.`.`.` `.`3;;;;;$i6$ $ `.`J; _ `.`.;;;;`.`.`. .`?9$;$$$$ C `.`$; j?i?h `.`.;;;;;.`.` `.P'C?" ? C .`.;F; ; C3iCJ `.`$;;;;;.`. c$i$,$F C .`.$C; ' `?ji' .`.;P;;;;;;`. $;$J?f3 C `.`.P$; ? `.`,c;;;;;;9`. ?i;9'F$ C `.`,F`C ?. `.`.;?;;;;;;;;$.`. `.;$ C `.`3 $ ", .`.`.,$?;;;;;;;;;;?h.` .`.P.$ C `.`$ `h `=c,,__,,c??;;;;;;.`.`;;;;?h;;;;,,,i?`.$ C .`.`F $ ```` .`.`.`.`;;;;;??$??"`.`.? ,P .`.3' `h .`.` `.`.`.`.`.t.`.`.`.3 j `.`.$ ? `.`. .`.`.`.`.$.`.`.`.3 $ .`.`;F L `.`. .`.`.`.`.3.`.`.`.3 $ `.`.`$ ?, `.`. .`.`.`.`.3.`.`.`.`h $ `.`.`$ $ `.`. .`.`.`.`.`$`.`.`.`h C `.`.`F h `.` .`.`.`.`.`.$.`.`.`$ C `.`.`F ?. `.` .`.`.`.`.`.`$`.`.`3. $ `.`.`$ $ .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.?i`.`.? 3 `.`.`$ `h .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.h.`.`h ? `.`.`$ $ .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`?, `h `.`.`? 3 .`.`. .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.h.`.? $ .`.`.h 3 .`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`$ ? .`.`.h $ `.`3?? .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`$`.`.h `h .`.`.$ ;F `.`.h$ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`'h.`.3 ? `.`.$ P `. .`.`" .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`$ `$ `.`.? j `. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`?i.`.h ? `.`.?. $ `. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.? `h .`.`L ,F .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.``h.`h ?. .`.`$ J `.`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.?`.L `L `.`3. P .`.`.`. .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` .`.`.`$`.?. `? `.`.h .C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`?.`? $ `.`.? j' `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.$ `L .`.`h $ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.`L ? .`.`$ C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.`3 `h `.`3. $ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;`.` `.`.`.$.`.`.$ ? .`.h $ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.J'`. `.`.`.$.`.`.$ L `.3 3 .` `.`,,;;;;;;;;;;;;P`.` .`.`.`.$.`.`.$ ? .`$.j `.` ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;F.`. .`.`.`.F.`.`.3 `h .?j .`.` `?i;;;;;;;;;j?`.` .`.`.`j'.`.`.? h .`$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`$;;;;;;;;F.`.` `.`.`.`$`.`.`.' $ j`.3$ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.?;;;;;J"`.`. `.`.`.`$`.`3`.' 3 3`.3C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`3;;;J'.`.`. .`.`.`.;FF.`P`.' $ ?`.J' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`$' $.`.`.`. .`.`.`.$,F'3F`.' ? h.$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.J' $.`.`.`. .`.`.`;F3.`J$`.j `h h.P .`.`.`.`.`.`.$ $.`.`.`. `.`.`.`$,J.`P$`,F 3. ?.F `.`.`.`.`.`.F $.`.`.`.` `.`.`.`F'?h$.`J |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62... On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT Days......................: 31 Total No. of Articles.....: 4198 Total No. of Characters...: 22208198 Total Volume..............: 21687 Messages Per Day..........: 135.4 Characters Per Day........: 716393.5 Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB Total Posters This Week...: 217 Messages with Sigs........: 25.63% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83% Original Content Rating...: 7.98% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1% 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1% Ding! Ding! Ding! 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? Why do you ask me? You're right, you are the last person who would know. If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand. Don't look at me like that! I'm trying to make you raise something ;-) FILTH! -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:31:46 +0100, anonym wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62... On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT Days......................: 31 Total No. of Articles.....: 4198 Total No. of Characters...: 22208198 Total Volume..............: 21687 Messages Per Day..........: 135.4 Characters Per Day........: 716393.5 Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB Total Posters This Week...: 217 Messages with Sigs........: 25.63% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83% Original Content Rating...: 7.98% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1% 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1% Ding! Ding! Ding! 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? Why do you ask me? You're right, you are the last person who would know. If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand. Don't look at me like that! I'm trying to make you raise something ;-) FILTH! Where would the world be without filth? -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com In the event that all else has failed, and it seems tempting to actually read the instructions, don't panic: Get a bigger hammer! |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT Days......................: 31 Total No. of Articles.....: 4198 Total No. of Characters...: 22208198 Total Volume..............: 21687 Messages Per Day..........: 135.4 Characters Per Day........: 716393.5 Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB Total Posters This Week...: 217 Messages with Sigs........: 25.63% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83% Original Content Rating...: 7.98% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1% 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1% Ding! Ding! Ding! 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? Why do you ask me? You're right, you are the last person who would know. Wood eye? If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand. Don't look at me like that! I'm trying to make you raise something ;-) FILTH! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." One of your true stories, eh PHucker? |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:13:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote: "Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... "anonym" wrote in message . .. "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... "anonym" wrote in message . .. "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here. Tell me just how you will ban me. Mr Pounder Why should you be banned? Do not weasel with me. Mr Pounder Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite different matter. I would never stoat with you. ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK! What flavour is it? And do you get wafers with it? It's bleedin' albatross flavour of course! Pass the wafers then. And they'd better be wafer thin. In light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." Hence "cheese-eating surrender monkeys". |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62... On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: "Holly" wrote in message oups.com... On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote: "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... "Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62... On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? I once came second in this list. Then the trolls moved in. Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.- Are you a blue troll? Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly. That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say. Not at all. It was said with a sardonic grin. Mr Pounder -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com _,,_ ,,,,,,,__ .,J"' J?? .,ccc,. ``"``?? J" J'.,c==???cc,....--"""."=c, J$ J'J' .... =' ,c="I$ccc,cPL $ "J' PJ" .`?cc,c?',c"'c???h.??3 ;3.,/.$ ," ... .,J"h;;;;?h ) Jc'P h?h-??czP _,= "L?i;;;;$$h .P'3 ,J?c?""?c ;='' ""-..3fh`?ii???Jh. .P' $ ".$ "==$$c, \ t ?. `?. $,.`$ $/P "==,,`$. `?J?"$. ??h. $?c?"',F$' $ $?h 3?h`$.'? `$ ;c?? ,", F $ ?;;$. $;?h`$c???. Jh ,P"J, F c$3$c, ,ccJh "?i$. 3h;;9.??$ J' ,F F $J ,$$?$P" ;;t?h$iii;9h.. `h `$;;$ ?. $ ,$ ;?J?`F `"???' ;;;?J???;;;CJ j?cP "$C ?? ,$,F F $?F I;;;;;;;;;9;; $'? """"=c `h"h `F$3,$ $ `F I;;;;;;;;;9;; $ C `h ? "h .P $ F ? c$ L;;;;;;;;;$;PL'L ?. ?$c,P `h. j;,J??$ $ ?J c ,c;;;;;;;;$$ `h "-."-._ "h "" CJ' ,' `L $h ; ;;;;;;;;;C$ "._ `"-L,_ $ ;F ,?"`$??. $6I????hii;;;;$;?C "=c,,,,cc==" C P;'J.`J'$3h$. $j;;;j$?;;;;$?h;;?hc,,,_ `h `3' $ ?'3' JF `?. `"?;;;;;i?;;;;;?h;?L "-,???c?. $ $ _,JP" `L ;;;;$;;;C;;;;9;;?h `?c,'Lh _,Jc="" ??ccciJ$$;;;9;Ph;;;`;;;;?c "? .$ _zJ??ii;;;;;;;;;;;, .`.`$9$$;9P ?9$;?i?h;;$. .. "h. J" ;;;;;;;;;;;.`;;;;. ;,.`.JF9?$?$ ?.`?i;;hiiQ$C`h cPh P ;;;;;;;;;;; ``;;;;;;, .`.`.`.C;;C;;;h $. .`"?. h3c$c `F $ ;;;;;;;;;;; ``;;;;.`.`.`.C;;?i;;?h $L3 $ ?.'?h"?$ ,F ;;;;;;;;;;; .`.`.`.;;;;;$i;;$ ?$C -c$`.`"h3$ $ ;;;;;;;;;.`' `.`.`.`.`;;;?i;;?$ $"??c,'F`L`$`?`L ;F ;;;;;;'' `.`.`.`.`.`;;9h;9 ? $.`'"?c$ C`$$$ $ ;;;;' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;$;;; `h h'`h.`? C $hL j' `;' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.;$;$ ? `$?'?h`$$ $P$ $ . `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;9;?h,?h 3'i`$?h?. `$C j' `.$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.;$;?L $ `j.`F`h?c $ .`,F `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;;;?L' 3.`$'3`$$. P `.'J `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.$;;?L `h3.`?`?? " F `.,c `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h;;?? Jh'3"' j' .`.3; `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`3;;;?h $`h`$, J .`.$ .`.`.`;;;`.`.`.`. .`.`,c;;;;?$ `.,$ $ `.`,c .`.`.`;;;`.`.`.` `.`3;;;;;$i6$ $ `.`J; _ `.`.;;;;`.`.`. .`?9$;$$$$ C `.`$; j?i?h `.`.;;;;;.`.` `.P'C?" ? C .`.;F; ; C3iCJ `.`$;;;;;.`. c$i$,$F C .`.$C; ' `?ji' .`.;P;;;;;;`. $;$J?f3 C `.`.P$; ? `.`,c;;;;;;9`. ?i;9'F$ C `.`,F`C ?. `.`.;?;;;;;;;;$.`. `.;$ C `.`3 $ ", .`.`.,$?;;;;;;;;;;?h.` .`.P.$ C `.`$ `h `=c,,__,,c??;;;;;;.`.`;;;;?h;;;;,,,i?`.$ C .`.`F $ ```` .`.`.`.`;;;;;??$??"`.`.? ,P .`.3' `h .`.` `.`.`.`.`.t.`.`.`.3 j `.`.$ ? `.`. .`.`.`.`.$.`.`.`.3 $ .`.`;F L `.`. .`.`.`.`.3.`.`.`.3 $ `.`.`$ ?, `.`. .`.`.`.`.3.`.`.`.`h $ `.`.`$ $ `.`. .`.`.`.`.`$`.`.`.`h C `.`.`F h `.` .`.`.`.`.`.$.`.`.`$ C `.`.`F ?. `.` .`.`.`.`.`.`$`.`.`3. $ `.`.`$ $ .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.?i`.`.? 3 `.`.`$ `h .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.h.`.`h ? `.`.`$ $ .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`?, `h `.`.`? 3 .`.`. .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.h.`.? $ .`.`.h 3 .`.`. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`$ ? .`.`.h $ `.`3?? .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`$`.`.h `h .`.`.$ ;F `.`.h$ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`'h.`.3 ? `.`.$ P `. .`.`" .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.`$ `$ `.`.? j `. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`?i.`.h ? `.`.?. $ `. `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`h`.? `h .`.`L ,F .`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.``h.`h ?. .`.`$ J `.`.` `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.?`.L `L `.`3. P .`.`.`. .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` .`.`.`$`.?. `? `.`.h .C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`. `.`.`?.`? $ `.`.? j' `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.$ `L .`.`h $ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.`L ? .`.`$ C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.` `.`.`.$.`.`3 `h `.`3. $ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`;`.` `.`.`.$.`.`.$ ? .`.h $ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.J'`. `.`.`.$.`.`.$ L `.3 3 .` `.`,,;;;;;;;;;;;;P`.` ..`.`.`.$.`.`.$ ? .`$.j `.` ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;F.`. ..`.`.`.F.`.`.3 `h .?j .`.` `?i;;;;;;;;;j?`.` ..`.`.`j'.`.`.? h .`$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`$;;;;;;;;F.`.` `.`.`.`$`.`.`.' $ j`.3$ .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.?;;;;;J"`.`. `.`.`.`$`.`3`.' 3 3`.3C .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`3;;;J'.`.`. ..`.`.`.;FF.`P`.' $ ?`.J' .`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`$' $.`.`.`. ..`.`.`.$,F'3F`.' ? h.$ `.`.`.`.`.`.`.J' $.`.`.`. ..`.`.`;F3.`J$`.j `h h.P .`.`.`.`.`.`.$ $.`.`.`. `.`.`.`$,J.`P$`,F 3. ?.F `.`.`.`.`.`.F $.`.`.`.` `.`.`.`F'?h$.`J |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:28:02 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62... On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: "Holly" wrote in message oups.com... On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote: "Mr Pounder" wrote in message k... "Peter Hucker" wrote in message newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62... On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? I once came second in this list. Then the trolls moved in. Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.- Are you a blue troll? Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly. That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say. Not at all. It was said with a sardonic grin. Then you must draw it in ASCII. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com "I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Judi to her best friend Monika. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Monika responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution!" shrieked Judi. |
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Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Peter Hucker wrote: On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Peter Hucker wrote: On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT Days......................: 31 Total No. of Articles.....: 4198 Total No. of Characters...: 22208198 Total Volume..............: 21687 Messages Per Day..........: 135.4 Characters Per Day........: 716393.5 Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB Total Posters This Week...: 217 Messages with Sigs........: 25.63% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83% Original Content Rating...: 7.98% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1% 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1% Ding! Ding! Ding! 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0% You're still a luser, PHucker! Where is the list of quality posts? Why do you ask me? You're right, you are the last person who would know. Wood eye? If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand. Don't look at me like that! I'm trying to make you raise something ;-) FILTH! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." One of your true stories, eh PHucker? Mr Hucker is a friend of mine. Why? |
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