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Old March 2nd 04, 12:09 AM
John Shelton
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Default Be a Star, a Hero, and put soaring on the screen

There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area. It is the usual
kayaking, mountaineering, rock climbing stuff, of course. They are
requesting pictures and resumes. They want these people to have strong
acting skills...say your lines without sounding like a robot or staring at
the camera or eating all the catered food.

What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male (sorry women.
going for a demographic, not political correctness) that we could float
before their eyes as a whole NEW set of visuals. It is a BIG outfit. It will
be BIG.

I would volunteer myself but I have NO hair, yellow teeth, red eyes, and
skin that looks like an old wallet. I also just broke a collar bone, 4 ribs,
tore a hamstring and busted my thumb. Otherwise, I am perfect!

The time is critical but if a pilot can be found, the sailplane will be
easy. I would be happy to handle the media stuff to make them notice.

Oh yeah. The guy gets paid...pretty well, too.

Once again (and this is going to be tough):

YOUNG
FIT
ATTRACTIVE
CAPABLE OF SPEAKING LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE WITH A CAMERA ON HIM.

THIS IS A VERY LONG SHOT. But those are the ones you jump up and down about
the most.

Come on. THINK.


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Old March 2nd 04, 12:41 AM
Stewart Kissel
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Their definition of young, or ours?

At 00:18 02 March 2004, John Shelton wrote:
There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA
Area. It is the usual
kayaking, mountaineering, rock climbing stuff, of course.
They are
requesting pictures and resumes. They want these people
to have strong
acting skills...say your lines without sounding like
a robot or staring at
the camera or eating all the catered food.

What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive
male (sorry women.
going for a demographic, not political correctness)
that we could float
before their eyes as a whole NEW set of visuals. It
is a BIG outfit. It will
be BIG.

I would volunteer myself but I have NO hair, yellow
teeth, red eyes, and
skin that looks like an old wallet. I also just broke
a collar bone, 4 ribs,
tore a hamstring and busted my thumb. Otherwise, I
am perfect!

The time is critical but if a pilot can be found, the
sailplane will be
easy. I would be happy to handle the media stuff to
make them notice.

Oh yeah. The guy gets paid...pretty well, too.

Once again (and this is going to be tough):

YOUNG
FIT
ATTRACTIVE
CAPABLE OF SPEAKING LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE WITH A CAMERA
ON HIM.

THIS IS A VERY LONG SHOT. But those are the ones you
jump up and down about
the most.

Come on. THINK.






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Old March 2nd 04, 01:15 AM
Michael McNulty
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"John Shelton" wrote in message
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There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area. It is the usual

I would volunteer myself but I have NO hair, yellow teeth, red eyes, and
skin that looks like an old wallet. I also just broke a collar bone, 4

ribs,
tore a hamstring and busted my thumb. Otherwise, I am perfect!


Admit it, you're holding out for a Viagra endorsment.


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Old March 2nd 04, 03:57 AM
John H. Campbell
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There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area.
What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male...


L.A.? Garret Willat. Sean Franke. Kenny Baker. Garrett Calhoun...?
(sorry, from this distance, it all seemingly collapses into "L.A.").
Maybe it's easier to teach Vin diesel to soar or something, or is this a
hint that the Gubernator should be tapped?


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Old March 2nd 04, 04:58 AM
Mhudson126
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Mike Westbrook. fits the bill.
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Old March 2nd 04, 05:32 AM
Gary Boggs
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I think Garret Willis is our best bet.

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"John H. Campbell" wrote in message
...
There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area.
What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male...


L.A.? Garret Willat. Sean Franke. Kenny Baker. Garrett Calhoun...?
(sorry, from this distance, it all seemingly collapses into "L.A.").
Maybe it's easier to teach Vin diesel to soar or something, or is this a
hint that the Gubernator should be tapped?



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Old March 2nd 04, 06:14 AM
John Shelton
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He has fake boobs, but I wrote to him.


"Gary Boggs" wrote in message
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I think Garret Willis is our best bet.

--
Gary Boggs
3650 Airport Dr.
Hood River, Oregon, USA
97031-9613
"John H. Campbell" wrote in message
...
There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area.
What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male...


L.A.? Garret Willat. Sean Franke. Kenny Baker. Garrett Calhoun...?
(sorry, from this distance, it all seemingly collapses into "L.A.").
Maybe it's easier to teach Vin diesel to soar or something, or is this a
hint that the Gubernator should be tapped?





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Old March 2nd 04, 06:14 AM
John Shelton
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Don't know him. If you do, put him in touch.


"Mhudson126" wrote in message
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Mike Westbrook. fits the bill.



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Old March 2nd 04, 03:09 PM
Gary Boggs
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He seems to have "The Right Stuff"

Which reminds me of a joke.

Do you all know what they call the semen of the astronauts???

The "White Stuff"

--
Gary Boggs
3650 Airport Dr.
Hood River, Oregon, USA
97031-9613
"John Shelton" wrote in message
link.net...
He has fake boobs, but I wrote to him.


"Gary Boggs" wrote in message
...
I think Garret Willis is our best bet.

--
Gary Boggs
3650 Airport Dr.
Hood River, Oregon, USA
97031-9613
"John H. Campbell" wrote in message
...
There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area.
What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male...


L.A.? Garret Willat. Sean Franke. Kenny Baker. Garrett Calhoun...?
(sorry, from this distance, it all seemingly collapses into "L.A.").
Maybe it's easier to teach Vin diesel to soar or something, or is this a
hint that the Gubernator should be tapped?






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Old March 2nd 04, 03:34 PM
John Shelton
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Ugh.

Don't worry, Gary. I was just outside with my sextant checking the sunrise.
You have only about 19 days to go before you sacrifice the goat and pull
your glider out of the trailer and regain your sanity.


"Gary Boggs" wrote in message
...
He seems to have "The Right Stuff"

Which reminds me of a joke.

Do you all know what they call the semen of the astronauts???

The "White Stuff"

--
Gary Boggs
3650 Airport Dr.
Hood River, Oregon, USA
97031-9613
"John Shelton" wrote in message
link.net...
He has fake boobs, but I wrote to him.


"Gary Boggs" wrote in message
...
I think Garret Willis is our best bet.

--
Gary Boggs
3650 Airport Dr.
Hood River, Oregon, USA
97031-9613
"John H. Campbell" wrote in message
...
There is a unit shooting adventure sports in the LA Area.
What if there was a youngish, fit, ruggedly attractive male...


L.A.? Garret Willat. Sean Franke. Kenny Baker. Garrett Calhoun...?
(sorry, from this distance, it all seemingly collapses into "L.A.").
Maybe it's easier to teach Vin diesel to soar or something, or is this a
hint that the Gubernator should be tapped?








 




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