wood species question

Interesting to hear from a hillbilly with homo-erotic fantasies.

Just wondering, how do your trailer park neighbours feel about your gay
lifestyle?

Regards,

Gordon.



"Flyingmonk" wrote in message
ups.com...
911 operator, "911, What is your emergency?"

me, "Hello operator, I'd like to report a gangbang rape."

911 operator, "Have you been assaulted sir?"

me. "No mam, the fella's name is Gordon and he's been bent over by
several people in the rec.aviation.homebuilt."

911 operator, "OK sir, remain calm, help is on the way."

Lighten buddy, I'm jist funnin' yah!

I meant lighten up. Anyways, my trailer park neighbors said, "Hey!...
what's wrong with trailers?"

Wow Gordon,
You have ESP too!!!

Patrick
student SPL
aircraft structural mech

"Gordon Arnaut" wrote in message
...
Interesting to hear from a hillbilly with homo-erotic fantasies.

Just wondering, how do your trailer park neighbours feel about your gay
lifestyle?

Regards,

Gordon.



"Flyingmonk" wrote in message
ups.com...
911 operator, "911, What is your emergency?"

me, "Hello operator, I'd like to report a gangbang rape."

911 operator, "Have you been assaulted sir?"

me. "No mam, the fella's name is Gordon and he's been bent over by
several people in the rec.aviation.homebuilt."

911 operator, "OK sir, remain calm, help is on the way."

I can't believe it, Gordon is still crying on this subject. Do you
think he has a life?
What happened to talk about wood?
Lou

"Lou" wrote

I can't believe it, Gordon is still crying on this subject. Do you
think he has a life?

Not outside the ward. ;-)
--
Jim in NC

Crying?

Maybe my end-zone taunting looks like crying to someone who has actual tears
in his eyes from being stomped on at will.

Regards,

Gordon.



"Lou" wrote in message
oups.com...
I can't believe it, Gordon is still crying on this subject. Do you
think he has a life?
What happened to talk about wood?
Lou

Well, having stroked nice the other day, I'll have to reconsider now...

There is no reason to expend bandwith on ego boosting drivel.
It's more telling about the poster than the postee...

Gordon Arnaut wrote:
Bashir,

Yes the wooden planes industry is flourishing, as you know, so my services
are indeed in high demand.

I assume the Looney Tunes scripting industry is similarly lucrative?

Regards,

Gordon.

I do not write scripts for Looney Tunes - your theme song was from
Woody Woodpecker. But now I have read some of your essays, and changed
it to something even more appropriate.

http://tinyurl.com/b7kjp

In fact, my scripts are primarily for embedded micrprocessors. The
work is normally done in C but I have made something of a name for
myself by writing in assembly code or raw hex.

Bashir