The Castrati must return !!!

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Ed Zagmoon wrote:
To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
superb.

So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
a famous singer.

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use
of
them.

No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he
was
in - how good a musician is he?

Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
blonde next to him was better.

Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.

OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.

Right.

Good.

Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.

Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into
posting
an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds.

From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.

It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds
better than his singing!

Probably.