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Old March 3rd 06, 04:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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It was discovered recently
that taking of goldish
for glider rides
gives very splendid topic of conversation at the field
during the day, and in the bar or on the field drinking
locations in the even after flying.



Further, in two seaters it is easier to get females
to ride with a pilot when asked to fly as a crewmember,
in crew-role; whereupon she would hold the little fishies
in clear fishbag to do her duty for the pleasure of
the fish.

Women enjoy live creature care. Dont know why, but
they do.

Prepare with a clear plastic bag with a pint or two
of water and several gold fishies;

that gives the woman a proper
Sense Of Purpose
at the airfield
and
while she is aboard
with you being the Master Airman,
in your natural fearless commanding role. .

We did this in south Mississippi but the only fish
we could get our hands on in the rush of the time to
get the gliders ready to fly that day was a catfish
out of a muddy ditch, and we had to use large plastic
bag.

Only problem was we had to fly overgrossed
due to the only woman available to fly with me was
overlygrossed in and of herself.

Lawdy Lawdy Miss Claudy,
you dont know whatcha do to me. .


Be of good heart.

Jim Culp USA
GatorCity Florida
where it is 84F today,
with blue sky and cumulus
and migrating Sandhill Cranes going north wheelin
around on thermals and moving on back to V formation
as they turn north again and reform the
Vs pointed north. Beautiful sounds as they chortle.

They make plenty of beautiful noise as they climb and
glide.

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Old March 3rd 06, 05:25 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
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Jim Culp wrote:
Only problem was we had to fly overgrossed
due to the only woman available to fly with me was
overlygrossed in and of herself.


Thanks for that little mental picture.

where it is 84F today,
with blue sky and cumulus


Alright Jim, we are all jealous.

Every couple of days we get a little teaser of
springlike temps, oh, it has been a long winter.
So go ahead, just rub it in.

We'll all be flying again soon.

8)

Willie G. - EK

 




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