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My kill file is getting full of cooks and trolls



 
 
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  #31  
Old November 30th 06, 01:25 PM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default My kill file is getting full of cooks and trolls

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 29 Nov 2006 17:28:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 29 Nov 2006 04:01:58 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 28 Nov 2006 17:54:46 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Art wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 23:36:10 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 01:20:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 26 Nov 2006 18:22:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 25 Nov 2006 23:03:47 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 25 Nov 2006 03:29:19 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 22 Nov 2006 22:40:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 21 Nov 2006 21:00:03 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 21 Nov 2006 03:08:45 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:57:05 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:46:33 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:53:11 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
dishonestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
dishonestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

oups.com...
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised
in

roups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised
in

roups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally
sodomised
in

oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally
sodomised
in
oups.com:

ah thole wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Wanky verbally
sodomised
in

:

On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 18:19:53 +0000, J.
wrote:

My kill file is getting full of cooks and
trolls

J.

Good for you, asswipe.

maybe he could rustle up some Norse nosh.

Does mustard, mayonnaise or horseradish go
with
that?

Salad dressing. Or, in Kukucka's case, fruit
salad
dressing.
Not that he can cook.

I watched a salad dressing once.

Did you record it? Is it up on YouTube?

Yes, complete with salad cream money shot.

What sort of salad dressing was it anyway? Caesar
or
Thousand
Island?

The one with all the knives.

You sure you're not a chef?

No, I'm not from America.

Lucky. Still, it could be worse.

Yeah, he could be from Colorado.

Or Hawaii.

Five - O

Book em, Danno!

Say, didn't Tesla spend time in Colorado? FrOOtL00p and
Double-Anus
must be excited by that!

Shocking!

Copy that.

Say, I saw on the news that a trailer park in North Carolina was
wiped-out.
You don't think that it got N.C. Carl do you?

Not this time, ozrakboi!

Damn, I'm glad that you're safe! Now we're safe from that pedophile from
Colorado!

You bet! I just hope nobody tries to **** the white hoss I rode in
on!

Then I'd keep the Hoss out of Texas and Colorado!

Steers 'n queers!

Ah, Carl, you're back! How was your holiday?

Guantanamo's always nice, Bruce!

A0L! I always thought they should have sent them to the Bay of Pigs.

But that would be offensive to Islaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, Bruce.

Really, Carl? I would never have guessed.

You heard it here first, Bruce!

I didn't hear that, Carl.

Shall I say it again, Bruce?

Are you free, Capt. Peacock?

Are you being served, Bruce?

My pussy got all wet when it was out in the rain, Carl.

Have youz ever considered underwear, Bruce?

No. I thought a small raincoat would be enough to cover it, Carl.

That's a common mistake, Bruce.

Really, Carl? So how big does it need to be?

I really couldn't say, Bruce. I suppose it all depends how big the
pussy is and how small the raincoat is.

So size does matter, Carl?

That's what they k'lame, Bruce.

Who k'lames, Deco? I want their names!

The preverts deserve all the anonymity they can get, Bruce.


Oh, I see, Carl. They hide under plastic macs.


Some of the time, Bruce. At other times they expose themselves.


I didn't heard that!

--
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attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen


  #32  
Old December 1st 06, 08:11 AM posted to demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy,ne.weather,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default My kill file is getting full of cooks and trolls

Artt wrote:
On 30 Nov 2006 04:25:02 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 29 Nov 2006 17:28:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 29 Nov 2006 04:01:58 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 28 Nov 2006 17:54:46 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Art wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 23:36:10 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 27 Nov 2006 01:20:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 26 Nov 2006 18:22:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 25 Nov 2006 23:03:47 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 25 Nov 2006 03:29:19 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 22 Nov 2006 22:40:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 21 Nov 2006 21:00:03 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 21 Nov 2006 03:08:45 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:57:05 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:46:33 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:53:11 -0600, "honestjohn"
wrote:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
dishonestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
dishonestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

oups.com...
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised
in

roups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised
in

roups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally
sodomised
in

oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally
sodomised
in
oups.com:

ah thole wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Wanky verbally
sodomised
in

:

On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 18:19:53 +0000, J.
wrote:

My kill file is getting full of cooks and
trolls

J.

Good for you, asswipe.

maybe he could rustle up some Norse nosh.

Does mustard, mayonnaise or horseradish go
with
that?

Salad dressing. Or, in Kukucka's case, fruit
salad
dressing.
Not that he can cook.

I watched a salad dressing once.

Did you record it? Is it up on YouTube?

Yes, complete with salad cream money shot.

What sort of salad dressing was it anyway? Caesar
or
Thousand
Island?

The one with all the knives.

You sure you're not a chef?

No, I'm not from America.

Lucky. Still, it could be worse.

Yeah, he could be from Colorado.

Or Hawaii.

Five - O

Book em, Danno!

Say, didn't Tesla spend time in Colorado? FrOOtL00p and
Double-Anus
must be excited by that!

Shocking!

Copy that.

Say, I saw on the news that a trailer park in North Carolina was
wiped-out.
You don't think that it got N.C. Carl do you?

Not this time, ozrakboi!

Damn, I'm glad that you're safe! Now we're safe from that pedophile from
Colorado!

You bet! I just hope nobody tries to **** the white hoss I rode in
on!

Then I'd keep the Hoss out of Texas and Colorado!

Steers 'n queers!

Ah, Carl, you're back! How was your holiday?

Guantanamo's always nice, Bruce!

A0L! I always thought they should have sent them to the Bay of Pigs.

But that would be offensive to Islaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, Bruce.

Really, Carl? I would never have guessed.

You heard it here first, Bruce!

I didn't hear that, Carl.

Shall I say it again, Bruce?

Are you free, Capt. Peacock?

Are you being served, Bruce?

My pussy got all wet when it was out in the rain, Carl.

Have youz ever considered underwear, Bruce?

No. I thought a small raincoat would be enough to cover it, Carl.

That's a common mistake, Bruce.

Really, Carl? So how big does it need to be?

I really couldn't say, Bruce. I suppose it all depends how big the
pussy is and how small the raincoat is.

So size does matter, Carl?

That's what they k'lame, Bruce.

Who k'lames, Deco? I want their names!

The preverts deserve all the anonymity they can get, Bruce.

Oh, I see, Carl. They hide under plastic macs.

Some of the time, Bruce. At other times they expose themselves.


I didn't heard that!


AT OTHER TIMES THEY EXPOSE THEMSELVES.

I bet youz heard that, Bruce.


There's no need to shout, "Artt".

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen


 




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