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Old September 13th 03, 03:20 PM
Greg
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Default Blonde pilot

I received this in an email, thought this group might enjoy :-).

Greg.


Blonde pilot
A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.She
went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo helicopter.
The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was
already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.
So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going
smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept
talking via radio. Everything was going smoothly.
At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the
top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.
The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde
was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking
out.
"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you
reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan.


 




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