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In Bed! The Clown! With NO BALLOONS!!11!
Don Salad wrote:
"Matthew L. Martin" wrote: What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer. The viola holds more beer You can tune the violin But you can't tune a fish. Can you tune a salad? Why is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither hits the same place twice. http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case. We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer? It's usually still in the case. Thanks, Don |
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