POEM: Red Clam Sauce

"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in

I figured he was one of your old friends.

Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap
on me as you have.


Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....



Bertie

Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives. You
sure haven't done worth a **** so far.

'Our' motives?

Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

Who? you and your army men?


I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.

My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie



go get laid.

Tman x@x wrote in :

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie



go get laid.


OK


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Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Tman x@x wrote in :

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie



go get laid.


OK


back in 5


Bertie

Your boi friend said 3.

"The Bunyip Slayer" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:m0Kqk.34319
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Tman x@x wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is
massive.


Bertie



go get laid.


OK


back in 5


Bertie

Your boi friend said 3.


Oow!

Gay lames.

How like you buttboi.



Bertie

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in

I figured he was one of your old friends.

Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same crap
on me as you have.


Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as well....



Bertie

Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives. You
sure haven't done worth a **** so far.

'Our' motives?

Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

Who? you and your army men?


I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.

My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.

The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.

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In article , Barbara's Cat
says...

Aratzio wrote:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:

In article , Little Meow says...

Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
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I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)

Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.

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"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

In article , The Bunyip Slayer
says...


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Tman x@x wrote in :

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is massive.


Bertie



go get laid.


OK


back in 5


Bertie

Your boi friend said 3.

There you are Maxie. Why are you insulting the nice man?

I didn't breast feed you for fourteen years for this!

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Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in

I figured he was one of your old friends.

Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same
crap
on me as you have.


Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as
well....



Bertie

Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives.
You
sure haven't done worth a **** so far.

'Our' motives?

Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

Who? you and your army men?


I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.

My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is
massive.

The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.


Arent his army men a horde? I hear they're giving him trouble, though.
the guy looking through the binoculars is on crack. He's just holding
them there to hide his pupils. And the two stretcher bearers are
spending an inordinate amount of time together underneath the sofa.





Bertie

morgan mair fheal wrote:

In article ,
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:


Chairman Cow wrote:


In article , Little Meow says...



Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:



I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!


But what kind of wine would you serve with it?


The same whine he serves with vegetarian chicken.


play that chicken music gay boy

jerry
jerry
jerry
jerry
jerry
has chuck ever been on jerry springer?


No. His family don't want him around even that long.

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