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  #22  
Old August 21st 08, 01:45 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother
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Posts: 26
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"DanO" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in

I figured he was one of your old friends.

Nah, but you have a lot in common with him. He's tried the same

crap
on me as you have.


Ended pretty much the same way as it's going to for you as

well....



Bertie

Probably because you are too stooopid to understand our motives.

You
sure haven't done worth a **** so far.

'Our' motives?

Bwawhahwhahwhahwha!

Who? you and your army men?


I couldn't care less about your motives, fjukktard.

My only interest in you is your entertainment value, which is

massive.

The next thing you know, he'll be claiming to have his very own Horde.


Arent his army men a horde? I hear they're giving him trouble, though.
the guy looking through the binoculars is on crack. He's just holding
them there to hide his pupils. And the two stretcher bearers are
spending an inordinate amount of time together underneath the sofa.


Not to mention their access to the morphine supply.

And he gives these guys guns????

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #24  
Old August 21st 08, 08:48 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Dennis M. Hammes
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Posts: 3
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article , Barbara's Cat
says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:


In article , Little Meow says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.



Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?



I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/

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Trouble is, they breed first.
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  #25  
Old August 22nd 08, 06:52 AM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Juan Tootreego[_2_]
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Posts: 21
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

In article , Dennis M. Hammes
says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article , Barbara's Cat
says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:


In article , Little Meow says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.


Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?



I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/


O - kay...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #26  
Old August 22nd 08, 06:56 AM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Posts: 3,735
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Dennis M. Hammes
says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article , Barbara's
Cat says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Chairman Cow bloviated:


In article , Little Meow
says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in
news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.


Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?


I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/


O - kay...


Great guy eh?


Bertie
  #27  
Old August 22nd 08, 04:09 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Juan Tootreego[_2_]
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Posts: 21
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Dennis M. Hammes
says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article , Barbara's
Cat says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Chairman Cow bloviated:


In article , Little Meow
says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in
news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.


Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?


I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/


O - kay...


Great guy eh?


Being in the Bay Area I hear a lot about Critical Mass. I think the
solution is to drive a big SUV with a dozer blade on the front.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #28  
Old August 23rd 08, 11:08 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Posts: 3,735
Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Dennis M.

Hammes
says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article ,

Barbara's
Cat says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Chairman Cow bloviated:


In article , Little

Meow
says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in
news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.


Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?


I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)

pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/

O - kay...


Great guy eh?


Being in the Bay Area I hear a lot about Critical Mass. I think the
solution is to drive a big SUV with a dozer blade on the front.


Or you could use the government's methods..

Bertie
 




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