It's not our fault...

It's not our fault Tom Ridge just doesn't get it; nor does the NSC's
"Anaconda" (or whatever the name is) program that monitors all
electronic communications doesn't have the proper context filter to
discount all our rec.aviation postings.

Hey Tom, the weather gets lousey this time of year, so we participate
in a time honored form of communication called "hangar flying". That's
why the "chatter" has gone up. And around the holidays, we tend to stay
close to home so yeah, the email traffic can get pretty high if we have
a good topic to debate and discuss.

Think about all the times we use "key words" the program latches onto:

flying
airports
fuel load
fuel-air
useful load
crash
airport security
Bush
Secret Service
Air Force One
TSA
TFR
box cutters
nail clippers
carry on luggage
pilotage

(I just had a brain fade and cannot remember the other words I was
going to include. Feel free to add you own candidate words.)

We could really have some fun with this, maybe we could all take on
middle east sounding pseudonyms in our sig lines.