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  #21  
Old August 22nd 08, 01:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
morgan mair fheal
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Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article ,
Bed wrote:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:00:28 -0700, morgan mair fheal
wrote:


Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he
has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added

Do you yodel in the shower?
do you doodle in the rain?

Does your poodle eat any grain?

just drains

You have a hydraulically inflated dog?

poodles are zombies

all poodles are zombies

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
  #22  
Old August 22nd 08, 01:53 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Bed
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Default Captain cross post is at it again.

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:22 -0700, morgan mair fheal
wrote:


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added

Do you yodel in the shower?
do you doodle in the rain?

Does your poodle eat any grain?
just drains

You have a hydraulically inflated dog?

poodles are zombies

all poodles are zombies

You have a hydraulically inflated zombie poodle???

Bed
  #23  
Old August 22nd 08, 04:40 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
morgan mair fheal
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Posts: 22
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article ,
Bed wrote:

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:22 -0700, morgan mair fheal
wrote:


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term
'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added

Do you yodel in the shower?
do you doodle in the rain?

Does your poodle eat any grain?
just drains

You have a hydraulically inflated dog?

poodles are zombies

all poodles are zombies

You have a hydraulically inflated zombie poodle???


ive seen the resident poodle movie

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
  #24  
Old August 22nd 08, 05:33 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Juan Tootreego[_2_]
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Posts: 21
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Chairman Cow wrote in
:

In article , Bertie

the
Bunyip says...

"Cale Unstrom" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
news:CT7qk.30377$KZ.12151 @newsfe03.iad:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he

has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!


I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added


Well exactly.


Ya think they should seek employment in Wonderland-on-the-Potomac?

They'd fit right in.


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #25  
Old August 22nd 08, 05:35 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Juan Tootreego[_2_]
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Posts: 21
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article , Bed says...

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:38:34 -0700, Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother
wrote:


Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!


I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added


Do you yodel in the shower?


There are far more interesting things to do in a shower.

I'm a great believer in conserving water...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #26  
Old August 22nd 08, 06:13 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
morgan mair fheal
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Posts: 22
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article ,
Juan Tootreego wrote:

In article , Bed says...

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:38:34 -0700, Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother
wrote:


Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added


Do you yodel in the shower?


There are far more interesting things to do in a shower.

I'm a great believer in conserving water...


your poodle licks you clean?

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
  #27  
Old August 22nd 08, 06:13 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
morgan mair fheal
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Posts: 22
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article ,
Juan Tootreego wrote:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Chairman Cow wrote in
:

In article , Bertie

the
Bunyip says...

"Cale Unstrom" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
news:CT7qk.30377$KZ.12151 @newsfe03.iad:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he

has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added


Well exactly.


Ya think they should seek employment in Wonderland-on-the-Potomac?

They'd fit right in.


meep meep

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
  #28  
Old August 22nd 08, 06:17 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Juan Tootreego[_2_]
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Posts: 21
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article -
sjc.supernews.net, morgan mair fheal says...

In article ,
Juan Tootreego wrote:

In article , Bed says...

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:38:34 -0700, Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother
wrote:


Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added

Do you yodel in the shower?


There are far more interesting things to do in a shower.

I'm a great believer in conserving water...


your poodle licks you clean?


Two kitteis.

Purring in stereo.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #29  
Old August 22nd 08, 02:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Bed
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Posts: 16
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:33:45 -0700, Juan Tootreego
wrote:



Absolutely. If I weren't so lazy!

I couldn't even be bothered to frog him. Too much menu work.

Bertie


You lying dickhead. You're talking to yourself again.

Yes, I'm absolutely sure you beleive that.

Science should find a use for a substance as dense as what he

has
between his ears.


It has. Entertainment.

He gets old after a while.


Well, yeah, unless you "freshen him up"

That's why I believe so strongly in cross-pollination.

It's like opening a window. Ahhhh!

I remember my acme days. They much preferred the term 'colonization'
to 'invasion'.

acme added


Well exactly.


Ya think they should seek employment in Wonderland-on-the-Potomac?

They'd fit right in.


No Sir! We in Acme have at least one brain cell that still functions.
I cannot say as much for that fool residing in the Offal Oriface these
days.

Bed
  #30  
Old August 22nd 08, 03:03 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,talk.us.rhode-island,alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
morgan mair fheal
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Posts: 22
Default Captain cross post is at it again.

In article ,
Bed wrote:

No Sir! We in Acme have at least one brain cell that still functions.
I cannot say as much for that fool residing in the Offal Oriface these
days.


on the other hand the guy running it (putin) is pretty bright

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
 




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